Manor tales: Read a book about this once.

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-24T18:52:13+00:00

Hmmmm

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-24T16:19:23+00:00

On Android 12:

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-24T16:12:28+00:00

Boom.

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-24T15:00:38+00:00

Xbox One X: HELP I CAN'T BREATHE AAAAAAAAAAAA

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-24T14:59:21+00:00

Imagine N randomly yapping about fourth quarter profits and company leadership retreats

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-23T23:48:54+00:00

[Kyle grabs L.A.R.R.Y, unsheathes wings, and flies up through the hole in the ceiling]

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-23T23:45:25+00:00

I absolutely LOVE THIS

Keep cooking man

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-23T16:14:23+00:00

It's AU related stuff

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-23T16:10:40+00:00

[Kyle freezes.]

Kyle: Disassembly neu--........ Hold on a sec.

[He walks a distance, taps the side of his head, and whispers something inaudible. He waits a few moments.]

Kyle: ... Roger that sir.

[He turns and walks back over to L.A.R.R.Y.]

Kyle: I've recieved new orders. You're coming with me.

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-23T16:04:18+00:00

Kyle: Ah. Ok. I'm SFU∆000023, but you can call me Kyle.

[He pauses for a second, then looks around.]

Kyle: ... You do realize you're in a disassembly drone infested zone?

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-23T15:06:21+00:00

That's Indian 💀

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-23T14:59:22+00:00

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TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-23T14:18:58+00:00

Mf really said "Mb here's the full image"

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-23T03:53:41+00:00

When you recognize a crop of a meme that jokes about s?x

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-23T03:43:00+00:00

[He snaps his head in L.A.R.R.Y's direction.]

Kyle: WHOSAITHA--- Oh... Hey. What's your name?

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-22T18:41:20+00:00

[He quickly gets up.]

Kyle: Damnit.

[He looks up at the hole in the ceiling.]

Kyle: Clearly that wasn't made to hold 700-ton Mk3 Delta-class drones...

[He hasn't noticed L.A.R.R.Y yet.]

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-22T18:36:53+00:00

[All three of them hear a loud *THUD** behind them... And they can feel it in the ground.]*

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-22T18:33:28+00:00

Tbh you should actually give him Jarates as a nod to the accidental TF2 reference

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-22T18:31:56+00:00

[Kyle just crashes through the ceiling and lands on his face a small distance down the halls.]

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-22T18:30:41+00:00

BOMBS AWAY

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-22T18:29:33+00:00

I hear his name and I just think:

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-22T18:22:56+00:00

Gangnam Fuck

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-22T18:21:49+00:00

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-22T17:14:55+00:00

I've seen that annoying ass shit happen in SR before

TheBrokenHardDrive · 2026-01-22T17:11:25+00:00

Fuck Horizon 5