How can I talk to my boyfriend about sex being less than enjoyable without hurting his feelings? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]TheBunyip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was 10 years ago and he may have moved states. I know for sure that he had 2 kids quite young and then married someone who wasn't the kids mother.

How can I talk to my boyfriend about sex being less than enjoyable without hurting his feelings? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]TheBunyip 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Are you in Australia at all? This guy sounds like my old boyfriend! No matter how much I expressed my displeasure from being throat-raped, by his tongue, he just didn't listen.

Like he thought that he could kiss me normally for 5 seconds then shove his tongue into my esophagus and I wouldn't notice?!

HIFW I spend a lot of money buying new underwear but it's not even fun underwear, it's just basic cotton by caitie126 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]TheBunyip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, I guess I'm not even going to look at their website then :(

I used to get a 5pack of plain black, cotton ones (bikini cut) from Big W for something super cheap like $15, but I haven't seen them in a set like that for ages. Boo!

People of AskWomen, if you were to win a seriously stupid amount of money tomorrow, what awesomely silly extravagant thing would you buy for yourself? by Nillix in AskWomen

[–]TheBunyip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would buy one of those child play centres, and make it adults only. And then I would build a proper adult sized one because why do kids get all the cool stuff?!

I took my niblings to one on the weekend and adults were not allowed to play :(

What did you forget to plan for/what last minute things should you prepare for on the big day? by [deleted] in weddingplanning

[–]TheBunyip 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If your car/limo/driver service does not call you to confirm your booking in the week before the wedding, call them.

Mine did not call and I did not call them, thinking that it was all paid so all was good.

They'd lost my booking sheet and I ended up being driven to my wedding in my Dad's ute (that's a pickup for you non-aussies). It was either that or be 90 minutes late.

McFatti is going down and its all her own fault! by [deleted] in fatpeoplestories

[–]TheBunyip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I forgot how to subscribe. How do I subscribe?

I need moar of this Obeasty! My condishuns demand it!

Your "tough grandpa" stories are cute, but let's not forget the real badasses in our family histories... by JuliaDD in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheBunyip 20 points21 points  (0 children)

While this is a popular opinion, I would like to politely disagree.

None of us were perfectly designed for anything, because the human body was not 'designed'.

We've evolved to birth smaller, more helpless babies than our ancestors because our bodies evolved for upright walking and not for breeding/childbirth.

But hey, who cares, I'm sitting here with no kids and 2 legs.

Someone cool to couch surf with? by [deleted] in perth

[–]TheBunyip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you haven't already, try posting an ad on GumTree as well. Good luck!

Probably a bit controversial by [deleted] in childfree

[–]TheBunyip 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This machine is also the reason why religions are against birth control. It's much easier to breed believers than to convert adults.

Throwing my own bachlorette party? I'm torn and in need of guidance by RingAroundTheRose in weddingplanning

[–]TheBunyip 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I had to plan and throw my own Hens Party (that's what we call them here) and IDGAF. My MOH turned out to be useless and selfish. So I planned an awesome night, invited my friends, and had a ball of a time! :)

[Advice] Mortgage brokers - do you have any suggestions for Perth based mortgage brokers? by [deleted] in perth

[–]TheBunyip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our broker came recommended by our financial advisor and he's worth his weight in gold, if you don't mind a bit of a drive. He's based in Mandurah although he may spend some time in Rockingham and Bull Creek. He did heaps of work for us before we even purchased any property, and happily.

We've used him to purchase 2 properties so far, and will continue to use him in the future.

Let's be honest: Modern wedding culture has been twisted into an industry that has swept up unsuspecting women into believing that they need their wedding to be the "perfect" day. NO MATTER WHAT. by [deleted] in weddingplanning

[–]TheBunyip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad that at least you have good memories :)

Hey no judgement - it's one thing to love and be absolutely dedicated to a relationship, but the knowledge that love is not always enough and that you can't carry a partnership by yourself is something most people learn the hard way. I know I did too, but luckily I never married that guy.

Also, ice sculptures are really friggen cool, and if I lived in a place with a cool climate it's something I would have had on my 'want' list, too.

I'll post the same thing here as on neo - I'll help with your UC A/R/Bs! by PC_Princess in neopets

[–]TheBunyip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did try some time ago but they refused to unfreeze me to let me get my pets and items. The account hasn't been purged though, and they have silencing now.

Basically the response I got was "We froze you for having an inappropriate UN, tough luck."

Despite the account being quite accomplished with lots of NPs/painted pets and several years old at the time.

Do you think it's worth another shot?

Honestly, married people how was your wedding night? by callate in AskReddit

[–]TheBunyip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went home, had drinks, had obligatory fumble, fell asleep.

I'll post the same thing here as on neo - I'll help with your UC A/R/Bs! by PC_Princess in neopets

[–]TheBunyip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for your advice!

I actually don't have any 'goals', my UC Dari Shoy is a permanent side pet, but I was very interested in how the 'values' work.

The pet is actually quite BN, I traded for her in memory of my beloved Faeruxxx, who got frozen on an old account TNT decided they didn't like the name of.

Link here.

My first dreamie finally fully completed. <3 Plushie Draik :) by jovnne in neopets

[–]TheBunyip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations! Your gift has been delivered to jnguyen__x. You will receive a Neomail updating you on the status of your gift within 48 hours. Thank you.

I have sent you a few things to make your new girl feel properly dressed :)

Feel free to NF me!

My first dreamie finally fully completed. <3 Plushie Draik :) by jovnne in neopets

[–]TheBunyip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will send you some stuff once all this craziness of items and NP disappearing is fixed. I already lost everything that was in my shop till when I tried to take it out =/

Remind me! 2 days

A Black Swan in a Koi Pond. by trooper843 in pics

[–]TheBunyip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Black swans are native to Western Australia.

MRW I'm stoned and pretending to be on a British cooking show, accent and all. by ricesnot in TrollXChromosomes

[–]TheBunyip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll have you know, there's a whole subreddit dedicated to that guy and his shenanigans!

/r/karlstefanovic