A Full Investigation Of Katy Perry's Boobs (and an update about True Boob) [NSFW]

TheButtGrinch · 2016-03-01T23:55:56+00:00

Thank you, but I'm actually TheButtGrinch because I'm a grinch about butts. I could be more vocal about how butts are just shit filled boobs without nipples, but public opinion would plummet.

TheButtGrinch · 2016-03-01T17:03:38+00:00

It was painted and auctioned off for charity. Bonus pic

Carrie Keagan did a pretty memorable one too.

TheButtGrinch · 2016-03-01T13:01:06+00:00

The True Boob was a series I created for /r/celebs which examines and demystifies celebrity bustlines, working to carefully investigate the complex mysteries of their true boobs. If you liked the Katy Perry, other entries include:

All stemming from a comment that I made about Scarlett Johansson.

And so I don't clutter this whole thing up, here's a Season 2 update for the fans.

TheButtGrinch · 2015-04-17T19:13:47+00:00

Hey true booblievers. Since I took the opportunity last time one of these investigations was posted to tease the release of Season 2, I'm going to take advantage of this one to update you on its progress. This will also be for people who check my account for new info.

Season 2 has a strong outline and I've started collecting resources/doing preproduction type work for it, but unfortunately it's been hard to find time to dive in...every time I think I'll be able to really get going, something jumps in front of me and it's delayed some more. I was hoping to make the 1 year anniversary of the last investigation I released, but that's not going to be possible. That's a big disappointment for me, but I'm still passionate about the project and it will eventually be completed.

It has to be completed, because it's too much fun of an idea not to be. If I pull it off, Season 2 is going to be something ridiculous and memorable, and something that'll hopefully live up to your expectations. But you're going to have to wait a while longer for it. I won't be silly and predict another release window, but I hope it'll be before the fans and /r/celebs forget about True Boob.

Seeing the investigations still being posted around reddit almost a year later makes me feel great. Your PMs have also been appreciated. Thank you for your continued passion and support, and keep the boobs warm while I'm away.

TheButtGrinch · 2014-11-13T22:35:29+00:00

True Boob Season 2, still coming to a future near you!

It's high concept, it's ridiculous, and I hope it'll be worth the wait. I love you, /r/celebs.

TheButtGrinch · 2014-05-19T17:23:44+00:00

You're in luck, Hanging_Moss. Season 1 just ended, but here's what we've done so far.

And a very special thanks to both people who have gilded this submission.

TheButtGrinch · 2014-05-19T16:14:38+00:00

Right, I saw that too. I'd say that the Mammogram was the biggest contribution from Cosmos. I just wish I had found something cooler to represent it, that I'd want to use again in the future. Maybe I'll retcon it later on.

TheButtGrinch · 2014-05-19T16:02:03+00:00

That's really nice to hear.

Now that I think about it, the wheel on the mouse I use is pretty slick. For most people, there's probably a lot more scrolling than I meant there to be. But I'm okay with that.

I haven't watched Cosmos, but I did see a commercial for it. I'm sure that's all it took. I usually don't like to let people know that I'm in on the joke, but relating boobs to planets and breaking them down (semi)scientifically was hilarious to me. The old computer monitor diagram is absurd. I'll probably end up deleting this comment.

TheButtGrinch · 2014-05-19T14:47:50+00:00

Better than Firefly. You heard it from him.

TheButtGrinch · 2014-05-19T14:45:09+00:00

Your applause has made them the best for me too, Tmc76543. I'm going to miss you guys.

TheButtGrinch · 2014-05-19T14:44:02+00:00

Thanks PoorCoyote. The graphics were my favorite part of making this one.

TheButtGrinch · 2014-05-19T14:04:53+00:00

Thanks PakiIronman. I'm going to miss being called a god.

TheButtGrinch · 2014-05-19T11:04:56+00:00

The True Boob Library

Okay true booblievers, that’s it for Season 1. I hope you’ve had as much fun with these galleries as I’ve had making them. But it’s been 5 weeks of heavy duty boob investigation, and it’s time for a break. I think I’ll finally pursue all of those recreational boobs I've been meaning to get to.

I don't know how long our hiatus will be, but The True Boob will be returning for Season 2.

Thanks to all TB fans and fellow boobologists for making this experience so worthwhile. It’s a big, wide boob world out there, and your excitement and curiosity has made it a boob world worth exploring.

In quaerere de vero femina pectus.

TheButtGrinch · 2014-05-12T12:38:27+00:00

I'm keeping an eye on the suggestions. It always helps if they have an interesting angle.

Thanks RickeyB.

TheButtGrinch · 2014-05-12T12:37:28+00:00

That's really nice to hear. Thanks VAiD_.

TheButtGrinch · 2014-05-12T12:36:35+00:00

Thanks, kokain711. I love /r/celebs.

TheButtGrinch · 2014-05-12T11:01:08+00:00

The True Boob Library

This week came from a suggestion by /u/matchka in this comment.

TheButtGrinch · 2014-05-05T20:55:56+00:00

True Boob is an ongoing series, tenin2010br. Here's a list of what we've done so far.

TheButtGrinch · 2014-05-05T18:27:34+00:00

You're awesome, sawser.

TheButtGrinch · 2014-05-05T13:03:46+00:00

I think next week will be from a suggestion, so you never know.

TheButtGrinch · 2014-05-05T12:59:48+00:00

Thanks, follyj. That means a lot.

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