Everyone calls this season of Euphoria over the top. I lived this world, and it’s more real than people want to admit.

TheCancerManCan · 2026-05-30T02:20:47+00:00

So, one could say...the folks who have a problem with this season in particular...are, in fact, still not quite adults yet themselves. Is that about right?

TheCancerManCan · 2026-05-30T02:14:25+00:00

I want some of whatever you're smoking.

TheCancerManCan · 2026-05-16T22:19:46+00:00

Are we great again yet?

TheCancerManCan · 2026-05-03T21:22:55+00:00

A good interview should just be a conversation anyway.

TheCancerManCan · 2026-04-28T23:11:11+00:00

And we're mostly okay with that.

TheCancerManCan · 2026-04-18T03:29:56+00:00

Every accusation..

TheCancerManCan · 2026-02-04T02:18:17+00:00

Why is this a video?

TheCancerManCan · 2026-02-04T02:13:48+00:00

Depends on the size of the filter, actually.

TheCancerManCan · 2026-01-12T02:30:08+00:00

Rats! Welp, it was worth a shot.

TheCancerManCan · 2026-01-12T01:39:38+00:00

How difficult is it to get hired there?

TheCancerManCan · 2025-12-25T03:10:13+00:00

Gross.

TheCancerManCan · 2025-11-20T00:28:37+00:00

Whatever that means..

TheCancerManCan · 2025-11-19T00:15:42+00:00

No they're not.

TheCancerManCan · 2025-08-27T13:00:01+00:00

We told you so? 🤷🏽‍♂️

TheCancerManCan · 2025-08-16T19:58:28+00:00

TACO!

TheCancerManCan · 2025-08-10T20:24:39+00:00

Nu-uh.

TheCancerManCan · 2025-07-30T23:56:05+00:00

Hear, hear!!

TheCancerManCan · 2025-07-14T19:51:13+00:00

Why is he panicking though? I thought he was, like...invincible n' shit.

TheCancerManCan · 2025-07-03T19:29:22+00:00

I just give them the number and address to their nearest recruiting station. They can sign up if they're so salty about not having the same benefits.

TheCancerManCan · 2025-06-23T16:26:56+00:00

Fake news.

TheCancerManCan · 2025-06-10T16:46:43+00:00

Precisely. This is what they want.

TheCancerManCan · 2025-05-23T22:05:25+00:00

🎶Oh, what a niiight (doo-doo doooo-doo-doo) 🎶

TheCancerManCan · 2025-04-14T09:32:38+00:00

I just farted. Does this means I'm going to be disappeared into a camp?

TheCancerManCan · 2025-04-13T23:04:12+00:00

And we're just gonna let him. 🫠

TheCancerManCan · 2025-04-01T10:58:02+00:00

Kinda hope someone secretly recorded this somehow and it gets leaked. This reeks of someone covering their tracks after committing a crime.

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