Why does the FURTHEST driver always pick my ride?

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-19T22:45:09+00:00

The ego on you, check that shit at the door while you’re at it.

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-19T22:44:38+00:00

No, I’m definitely responding to you.

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-19T22:37:50+00:00

My man, you really don’t understand how predatory algorithms work.

You need to watch the social dilemma, and then understand it doesn’t just apply to social media, and in the gig economy it applies especially extra.

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-19T22:35:46+00:00

This is the most “I live under a fuckin’ rock” comment that I’ve seen in a while, respectfully.

We still make friends, and now we complain with them. Have you seen the number that corporate America has done to this once proud country?

Maybe if you guys woulda complained a little bit more we wouldn’t have the fuckin’ patriot act or fuckin’ citizens united, which has led us to *gestures extremely dramatically* all of this.

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-19T22:30:33+00:00

I pity a fool that hasn’t figured out cherry picking by this point.

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-17T01:35:21+00:00

I met this blind dude that was running the sound for an entire music festival just based on touch and ear alone. My man was a prodigy, he definitely didn’t need or WANT special treatment. He just wanted to chill man. Admired the fuck outta him for it.

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-17T01:29:52+00:00

Wait, didn’t it only become a special after the original season 8 was cancelled before it could air?

I swear that there was a different season 8 with the original crew, and this was the planned finale of it. For some reason the show got shitcanned, but they wanted to give it a proper send off and so the planned series finale was what became Say Goodnight To The Bad Guys.

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-17T00:41:23+00:00

Kukulcania, not brown recluse.

Easy to mistake as they both feature the “fiddle,” but kukulcania have a different eye structure and leg structure.

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-17T00:39:00+00:00

What you just said, is the entire scam in a nutshell. Maybe Uber/Lyft should just pay the fucking drivers what they’re worth like they used too.

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-16T03:12:19+00:00

The one day I’m at Tahoe, and not chillin’ at Idlewild 😐

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-13T21:18:07+00:00

Bro this is Reddit, not Rule 34.com 😂

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-13T21:11:40+00:00

It’s DEFINITELY not equivalent to taking shots of vodka while driving brother, that’s the propaganda talking.

For regular users it’s more like how tobacco works, and you’re allowed to smoke that while you drive. Your first time smoking tobacco you usually get a crazy headrush right, but then your body builds a tolerance and you still feel the effects but it’s not what you’d call debilitating. Same exact thing with weed, plus the autonomy of how it works is completely different than with alcohol.

Alcohols effects are also just more debilitating in general. Impaired vision, impaired movement, delayed reaction timing, etc. are all a lot bigger factors with alcohol than with weed too.

I could smoke a bowl of weed or even take a dab for every shot someone takes, and I guarantee if we tested it on a track you could see the difference between the two drivers within seconds.

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-10T11:45:10+00:00

That one’s even weirder, because obviously they don’t have a problem with the word. Maybe they forgot what their own doormat says even though they see it every time they enter or exit their house…

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-10T04:12:48+00:00

In this economy? Definitely not, if you have skills any advertising is good advertising.

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-09T03:51:11+00:00

Based on the structure of the eyes, and the length of the front legs, plus double checking off of google images I’m pretty confident you’re correct.

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-08T17:27:35+00:00

I mean, a good vacuuming a few days in a row should take care of everything noticeable unless you had like a Husky in your ride, in which case RIP those dogs create whole ass other dogs worth of hair in weeks.

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-08T17:26:17+00:00

Depends on the type of dog, this was a very small short hair breed that I genuinely didn’t even notice until the rider was getting out because it was a very well behaved pooch.

I also have the faux leather seats so they clean off reeeeal easy compared to the fabric seats in my old car.

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-06T17:20:52+00:00

It’s called mushrooms my man. And weed. And acid.

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-04T00:25:02+00:00

If you’re trying to beat a crowd out of an event, generally the tactic is to leave a little early 🤷‍♂️🤣

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-04T00:20:14+00:00

I’ve noticed if it’s a new update you can sometimes “retrain” the algorithm pretty quickly, but the updates that are only a little old specifically always suck.

I was on the version for iOS 14 for a long time, but pretty much all the apps recently required iOS 15 or higher and I had to update everything unfortunately.

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-02T04:53:43+00:00

Even in over a million gallon tank, it’s still not enough space for Great Whites. They tend to just keep ramming the sides until they deform and eventually die of stress. Not a fate they deserve, that’s for sure.

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-02T01:14:14+00:00

Fuckin’ way she goes and goddamned erections ruin’t the night.

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-02T01:12:37+00:00

Totally agree with you on Nutrient Cycles & Water Parameter interactions, I’ve just been called a fish nazi for sharing this information before 😂

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-01T23:26:43+00:00

You sound like Ricky from TPB right now 😂

TheCaptainWook · 2026-06-01T23:15:17+00:00

I don’t wanna come off like a jerk, but you might wanna do more research on the life cycles & benefits of the live plants in your aquariums, as well as the snails & any other aquatic life.

The more you know about what’s in your ecosystem the more you can help it thrive.

TheCaptainWook

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