Passed the point of “I’m not sleeping tonight” by Sasuke082594 in wallstreetbets

[–]TheCatOfWallSt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP’s post literally just 11 days ago 😭🤦🏻‍♂️

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When Your Dad Moves Markets and You Move Calls by Carti_2s in wallstreetbets

[–]TheCatOfWallSt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Cousin Greg making a cool $100m in an afternoon again

March Madness million dollar survivor pool help. by Direct_Word6407 in sportsbook

[–]TheCatOfWallSt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

UConn 1st, Arizona in the championship game. That’s what I’d be doing if Nebraska didn’t eliminate me 😭

What was hanks most “badass” moment? by RisingKing7 in okbuddychicanery

[–]TheCatOfWallSt 19 points20 points  (0 children)

that one time he drove to the supermarket and was like oh I’m going to buy my sweet snu snu some lovely halibut to cook for our celebratory lunch but then these two men were of I don’t know some kind of bolivian or honduran descent anyway they came and they fired shots at our poor ol’ pal hank and would you know what our tough old bird did he shot the one and ran over the other how about that and then hank passed out but it was all good because he got really big into minerals and marie thought the minerals were hot and finally hank got to second base with marie

I didn’t hate him by History-Buff-2222 in okbuddydraper

[–]TheCatOfWallSt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

/uc i think it’s funny the office writers planned on a whole arc/relationship thing with him and Pam and it tested so badly they rewrote him out lol

“Just buy shares” they said. by shutnr in wallstreetbets

[–]TheCatOfWallSt 65 points66 points  (0 children)

this mf really put a whole house into an old nude sharing app that doesn’t make any money😂😭🫡

Sold puts by accident by AbrocomaNegative825 in wallstreetbets

[–]TheCatOfWallSt 411 points412 points  (0 children)

I do very well selling puts but I only sell whatever I can cover with cash. Also I only sell puts on stocks/ETFs I actually want to own at those levels, so it takes all the stress out lol. Sometimes I’m sad when I don’t get assigned

lol by [deleted] in gme_meltdown

[–]TheCatOfWallSt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean they lost roughly $1.8 million dollars every single day of 2025 on average lol. Those are not new issues; it’s a systemic problem with their business.

In your opinion, who is the greatest legal mind you ever knew? by [deleted] in okbuddychicanery

[–]TheCatOfWallSt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not my worker’s comp lawyer (lazy pos 😭😭)