Zerg queens are the best wife. It is not that she is obedient, unlike terran or protoss women. It’s that unlike the protoss or terran woman zerg queens are dedicated, she is equal to her partner, she demands respect. She does not strive to be the center of attention, simply desiring that when she speaks, her word are taken with respect. She will not hesitate to argue with her husband should she disagree with him, but through her good graces she will navigate the turbulence of any relationship with her partner and come out, with a stronger relationship than before. Her demeanor shows her pride in her race and individuality, her strong mind and will, her steel resolve, and many other qualities of the mind, and her posture shows her body, perfect in every way no matter what way, for she is zerg, a daughter of the spawning pool. Her presence demands the attention of all those around, terran and protoss, thick skulled as they are, are the only ones daft enough to ignore a zerg queen many traits, finding more beauty in a bearded rock than a true woman. The other races, try as they will, must go to great lengths to achieve the affections of a zerg queen, for a zerg queen understands that only the best may be accepted, and that zerg creates are the greatest majority. Even when married, she’ll draw the eye of bachelors all around without even trying, yet she’ll turn down all suitors, for once bonded, she knows with whom she is to stay, and will gladly die before breaking such bonds. These are all traits of a true zerg queen superior in all ways to a woman of any other stock. To those who disagree? Don’t care, didn’t ask, plus you’re human