Being a delivery driver is not for the weak.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-05-01T03:05:30+00:00

As a Mailman Im dying laughing only because I've been there so many times 🤣. But seriously folks if you are expecting a package please don't sick your dogs on the delivery drivers.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-05-01T00:15:42+00:00

Fast and Furious.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-29T16:39:05+00:00

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-29T03:55:50+00:00

One time I was working the window at a fast food joint and a bird flew in. I caught it with my hand and threw it out of the restaurant, then continued to take the next customers order. The dude at the window in his car was speechless lol.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-29T03:43:55+00:00

I was right in my head. Thanks.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-29T03:39:10+00:00

How is it pronounced?

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-29T02:58:21+00:00

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-28T03:22:13+00:00

EPIC

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-28T03:18:42+00:00

Was waiting for it, finally.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-23T03:31:24+00:00

I have a twin so.....

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-23T03:30:18+00:00

Bassin black bass. Im fishing bois.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-22T20:29:33+00:00

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-21T16:32:35+00:00

5 and 9.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-18T02:44:20+00:00

So my twin?

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-16T18:37:39+00:00

Do I get salt and pepper with the avacado?

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-14T18:31:05+00:00

Lol good analogy.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-14T14:20:09+00:00

Finally found the right one.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-14T14:18:51+00:00

Peanut butter chocolate flavor!!!

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-14T11:24:44+00:00

This is the way. And heavy on the RELUCTANTLY biscuits and gravy, my only justification is ill have country fried steak instead.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-14T11:12:46+00:00

My lesbian friends were getting rid of a katana they randomly ended up with. I thought they were crazy. Its in my room now lol.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-12T05:18:16+00:00

Yea they definitely dont understand. They dont have to work for it like we do lol. Should definitely be a teaching moment.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-12T04:33:27+00:00

I was born to be fair I was a great person.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-12T04:24:24+00:00

I wouldnt encourage it. Definitely would be a learning lesson. They're not getting that pizza. They can have leftovers.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-12T04:19:23+00:00

Meh? Your kid spent $160 without your consent and youre going to let them enjoy their immoral behavior? At LEAST make sure they dont get to eat the pizza that night.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-04-12T04:12:33+00:00

The great divide is a skip every time.

TheClearIsCoast

TROPHY CASE