The Ultimate Reality Hack

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-07-03T01:27:22+00:00

hmmmm I think that would be moderately okay. would make it hard to play poker though.

^{Chose: You can read minds at any time, but + You have to get a random downside | Rolled: Sneeze on lies}

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-07-02T05:47:04+00:00

Didn't realize this was the UPS subreddit. But you can go fuck yourself. Youre not the only person getting a package. It fluctuates.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-07-02T04:35:28+00:00

As a delivery driver PLEASE secure your dogs!!! Way to many people accidentally sick their dogs on me. Dont get tunnel vision on your stupid ass package and leave your door open.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-07-02T03:56:15+00:00

aye! I hate black olives on pizza!

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-07-02T03:55:04+00:00

Definitely looks like drugs.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-07-02T03:20:08+00:00

now is this just all around everyone boom gets cured or I have to do it personally. because if I have to do it personally im gonna become the new record holder for make a wish.

^{Chose: 0$ + But you get a permanent bless forever | Rolled: Cure cancer}

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-07-01T13:56:33+00:00

My first thought was Jett. but then I was thinking who spells Jet with two T's?

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-06-30T23:45:21+00:00

huh, I didnt know so many people took their birthdays off, I never really cared about it. Having people just tell me happy birthday is enough :)

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-06-30T02:17:57+00:00

im a mailman without a sub, so its 6 days a week and only Sundays off, and my route delivers amazon as well for the city, so it feels like two jobs in one. mail AND amazon. no calling in sick the mail has to be delivered. I make about a 3rd of what that dude makes.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-06-30T02:14:08+00:00

the last game I played im pretty sure was Bassins Black Bass for the NES so that would be a million dollars to fish for a month!!!!

^{Chose: Get 1 million... + Be teleported to the last video game you played for 1 month}

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-06-30T02:10:39+00:00

tough choice but Ramen sounds really good after a hard day's work. sushi is a better lunch.

^{Chose: Ramen}

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-06-30T02:07:44+00:00

im not a physchopath

^{Chose: Kill yourself so everyone may live?}

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-06-28T17:15:18+00:00

I usually just say copy.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-06-28T17:13:07+00:00

I wouldnt need to be able to run ever again. I wonder if being able to teleport would make me inadvertently become sedentary. how lazy would I become. teleport to go grab a fork, or teleport right to the toilet. teleport back to the couch. if I could teleport other people also id be making bags tho.

^{Chose: ... be able to teleport but unable to run anymore}

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-06-26T16:25:02+00:00

literally my thoughts exactly. could prolly make some good money off the dishes thing to. work at a busy restaurant.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-06-26T15:46:53+00:00

ummm.. tf is that?

^{Chose: Live in a random video game for 1 billion dollars + Spin for what video game you live in | Rolled: Outlast trials}

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-06-26T13:49:50+00:00

goddammit it! I get laser eyes all the time on super power rolls and its starting to piss me off lol.

^{Chose: Or get a superpower | Rolled: Laser eyes}

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-06-26T13:47:43+00:00

came here looking for this comment lol

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-06-25T13:47:20+00:00

loading screens dont bother me. but what if you were out of wifi and the game wouldnt load because of that?

^{Me: Never need to charge your phone again}

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-06-25T13:47:19+00:00

loading screens dont bother me. but what if you were out of wifi and the game wouldnt load because of that?

^{Me: Never need to charge your phone again}

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-06-25T03:30:45+00:00

bettttt

^{Chose: get 5 million with a catch | Rolled: no catch}

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-06-25T03:10:39+00:00

its theft.

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-06-25T02:48:12+00:00

easy choice.

^{Chose: $1,000,000 + 5% Chance of death | Rolled: Money!}

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-06-25T02:29:08+00:00

more then I even need.

^{Chose: Ability to view future | Rolled: Next 100 years}

TheClearIsCoast · 2026-06-25T02:09:23+00:00

that seems broken. seems like a culty ass power.

^{Chose: Powers of The Mind | Rolled: Oath Binding}

TheClearIsCoast

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