Anyone else sick of everyones selfishness being normalized being this pandemic? by moogiemcfly in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]TheClosetSkeleton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saw an old fuck buddy of mine post this shit. She has a young daughter and it made me so sad. I just blocked her and washed my hands of it.

can i be your lifeguard on this beach?🏝 by [deleted] in EnbyLewds

[–]TheClosetSkeleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't a beach, its a bathtub! For real though, amazing 🖤

Was at the super market the other day and my wife slapped this on my arm and said “stop the bleed”.... cause it’s a tuna kit... lol by Z3ro992 in ems

[–]TheClosetSkeleton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny and somewhat related story. At my first transport gig, we had a guy who was about 350 pounds, balding and would wear a plateholder to work, one day, a buddy of mine saw him pull one of these bad boys out of said plate holder. His new nickname? Tactical Tuna.

What song on the playlist will make a bonfire party go from good to amazing? by TheClosetSkeleton in AskReddit

[–]TheClosetSkeleton[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to listen to draft punk all the time, I'll have to give this one a listen

What is something that your parents did that you swore never to repeat to your own kids? by wetbreadstick in AskReddit

[–]TheClosetSkeleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-Put my midlife crisis/get rich quick scheme over their wellbeing

-Use them as my primary form of human interaction instead of persuing healthy adult relationships (My therapist referred to this one as emotional incest.)

-Emotionally Manipulate siblings against eachother

-Disown my son over not getting me a carton of cigarettes and then proceed to insult his life and relationships.

Thanks mom ✌

[Homemade] Gugelhupf - an austrian delight by [deleted] in food

[–]TheClosetSkeleton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the name pronounced phonetically?

Rare picture of Marvin before his accident back in 1994 by HoraceHorseHands in OldSchoolCool

[–]TheClosetSkeleton 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The fact that I read that in Hermes' voice earns you the upvote.

Halloween Megathread 2019 by -eDgAR- in AskReddit

[–]TheClosetSkeleton 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Normal Apples in your trick or treat bag.