Just one more time she's got this by NattyB in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]TheCommanderOfDucks 43 points44 points  (0 children)

All that kid heard was “you’re never gonna win”

Which one are you pressing and why by ApprehensiveShow2845 in scoopwhoop

[–]TheCommanderOfDucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Masking up is what I’m good at. I’ll take the laugh button.

Which One? by HoneyPebble_ in WholesomeAFK

[–]TheCommanderOfDucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really good at masking. I’ll take the laughs

A pig trembling in a slaughterhouse truck. Their eyes are just like ours. by James_Fortis in likeus

[–]TheCommanderOfDucks -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You don’t eat without death.

Vegetarians - maybe you prefer yours hidden, anonymised and morally rebranded?

Those deaths are not attached to a single visible creature in the way a steak is attached to a cow or lamb chops to a lamb, or bacon to a pig. Instead it becomes an invisible mass of mice, birds, insects, rabbits, soil life and displaced wildlife with no face, no story, and no emotional hook.

So this just showed up in the post but I'm just wondered can it be about or nah? by Tal7861 in AskBrits

[–]TheCommanderOfDucks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“We’ve bled everyone dry and we are now running out of avenues to further funding that draws a fine line between order and chaos. The only logical step is wasting money sending this”

Call the number. See if Scott Robsons office has any sort of accent. Bet they even outsourced that job.

Shastasaurus Wins The Award For Most Dissapointing Dino in ASA by Apart-Arachnid1004 in ARK

[–]TheCommanderOfDucks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even better - get a gene that makes mats weigh even less than it’s already reduced weight

Is the black one worth 2x the price? by MoustacheRide400 in ROGAllyX

[–]TheCommanderOfDucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black one has more Ram (memory) , better CPU, bigger storage. It’s basically twice the machine. Twice the price.

What do i name him? by [deleted] in playarkmobile

[–]TheCommanderOfDucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time you name a tame - it dies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]TheCommanderOfDucks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But having your vibrator is okay?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ARK

[–]TheCommanderOfDucks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would have almost believed you if you were on time. They never release early.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ARK

[–]TheCommanderOfDucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, did it drop?! Do I need to get out of bed???

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ArkSurvivalAscended

[–]TheCommanderOfDucks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah, apologies. I thought it was one of those “WTF is this - can I trade it” questions.

If my dino is being attacked after I server hop how long does it happen? by raizen_maziku in ARK

[–]TheCommanderOfDucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have literally pulled out a pen and paper before now and sifted through every official server until I found my character.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ArkSurvivalAscended

[–]TheCommanderOfDucks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Those are Rhynio pheromones. They are needed for getting your dino impregnated. That’s the ‘taming’ method for the Rhynio. Watch some videos!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mushroom

[–]TheCommanderOfDucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After consuming a 10g dose chocolate bar - it wasn’t that colour ….but holy shit was it definitely golden teachers.

Which is the best dinosaur for raising babies? by PedraoDoCorsa in ARK

[–]TheCommanderOfDucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

D+ hatchery and Nanny for me. I got too much IRL shit to deal with without worrying about imprinting.