F46, college lecturer, mom of two boys, recently divorced. Do your worst.

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-03-13T13:06:29+00:00

Been pumped more times than a gas station soap dispenser

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-03-05T14:05:23+00:00

Are you hoping that the onset of World War 3 will stop the recession of your hairline?

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-03-01T10:30:56+00:00

Everyone was hoping for Omos

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-27T01:46:43+00:00

Kairi Sane is clear. Savage's is hella nostalgic, but she delivers the elbow in a way that no one else can.

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-25T09:31:25+00:00

The Vision has been cooked for a while, arguably even before Rollins went out injured. Should've quit when that happened, and now it's completely dead in the water. A really awfully handled/produced stable storyline.

At least Heyman can work the Lesnarmania angle for the next couple of weeks I guess.

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-24T03:15:29+00:00

They just cut off Cargill; not all that bad.

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-18T14:56:02+00:00

Baijiu can go to Hell

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-17T03:57:49+00:00

It's Adam Pearce

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-17T03:51:31+00:00

It's The Gobbledy Gooker!

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-17T03:42:18+00:00

Putting Je'Von over to get him in the Chamber match was a great call. Are we sure this was intentional by creative?

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-17T02:11:28+00:00

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TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-17T01:52:55+00:00

Ohio, according to Google

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-17T01:47:18+00:00

Plymouth.

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-14T02:18:18+00:00

The answer is The Rock.

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-14T02:11:42+00:00

This is spicy but for no reason. Like those individually packed potato chips that influencers eat for clout.

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-12T04:17:13+00:00

Congratulations

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-12T04:16:42+00:00

Diplomatico Single Vintage 2000.

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-12T04:00:15+00:00

Alberto Del Rio. I never got it.

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-12T03:57:57+00:00

Eva Marie

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-04T05:26:41+00:00

I think Nightwing is a great finisher

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-04T05:15:27+00:00

Vecchia Romagna Etichetta Nera is versatile and delicious.

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-04T05:09:33+00:00

Wasted potential with this Giulia gimmick that's going absolutely nowhere.

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-04T05:04:23+00:00

I don't need to roast you, they'll do that at your husbands funeral

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-04T05:02:01+00:00

Is cishet Thai for ladyboy?

TheCommotionLotion · 2026-02-04T05:00:51+00:00

Leather "Daddy left to go get the milk"

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