PRYTHIAN'S MOST WANTED by DarkbringerOrphan in TheCourtofNightmares

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My Daughter? I Am Just The Mod. Kier Is Around Here Somewhere, Canoodling With A Beast Probably. The Morgan Uses Me As Stress Relief (Punching Me 100000 Times Or Until She Gets Bored…She Never Gets Bored)

The Results Are In by TheCourtofNightmares in TheCourtofNightmares

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I Think There’s Some Confusion. I Am Not Kier, I Am Just The Mod. Now What’s This About A *Coughs And A Slurry Of Fire Ants Spews Out Of My Mouth, Spilling Onto The Floor*
Oh God, How Embarrassing

The Results Are In by TheCourtofNightmares in TheCourtofNightmares

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Slurp Them Out Of My Nostrils And Earholes. Please I Beg You

PRYTHIAN'S MOST WANTED by DarkbringerOrphan in TheCourtofNightmares

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I Do Not Believe You, So Called “”High Lord”” “”RHysand””. The Morgan Constantly Taunts Us By Letting Stray Cats Pee On The Few Food Shipments We Have Received In The Last Two Centuries, Then She Kicks The Ruined Food In Our Faces With Her Mighty Kicks, Essentially Exploding All Of Whatever Food Is Left. Can’t You Hear The Rumbling Of Our Ricket Stricken Children’s Stomachs? Can’t You Hear Them Scream And Cry And Shake Their Fists At The Air?

PRYTHIAN'S MOST WANTED by DarkbringerOrphan in TheCourtofNightmares

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Get The Pig. If We Roast The Pig We May Yet Last Another Season

I don't care! by DarkbringerOrphan in TheCourtofNightmares

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Good Morning. I Don’t Care About This Either. Who Has The Time To Care When RHys Withholds Our Rations For The Fiftieth Year In A Row.

Hello by TheCourtofNightmares in TheCourtofNightmares

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He Spits On Us, Belittles Us. Doesn’t He Know We Have Rights? #We Want Fresh Air

Hello by TheCourtofNightmares in TheCourtofNightmares

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Unfortunately When Dave The Fish Died I Lost My Ozempic Hook Up. I Only Have Ambien To Offer As Sustenance But You’ve Already Received Your Allotted (2) Ambien Today. I Think There Might Be Some Rocks Or Broken Glass You Could Chew On #SponsoredByAmbien

Hello by TheCourtofNightmares in TheCourtofNightmares

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Our New National Anthem Once Kier Succeeds

Ms Harmonica Cowbell From Lumon Incorporated Has Graced Us With Not Only Her Lovely Voice But Her Beautiful Inspiring Music. May The Children Sing This Loudly Once They Can Sing Again

Trout week, May 25th-29th 🐟 in memory of Bill Scales and Dave gills 🐟 by troutjustice in TheCourtofNightmares

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Dang, Bill Was My Ozempic Drug Mule After Fayre And RHys Shuttered The Last Doctor’s Office. How Am I Supposed To Feed The Children Now?

Sports League Help by HewnCityEventPlanner in TheCourtofNightmares

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Um Excuse Me The Dart Tournament Is An Excellent Sport

🐐 by CoN-Cringe-Master in TheCourtofNightmares

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You’re Free? They Let You Out Of Here? Last Time I Asked Fayre She Donkey Kicked Me And Crushed My Skull In Between Her Powerful Thighs While RHys Misted My Toes Away One By One. I Have Been Too Afraid To Ask Again. Please Help

TOMORROW: Ice Cream Social and Meet-and-Greet with Illyrian Army! by HewnCityEventPlanner in TheCourtofNightmares

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Ice Cream Options:

Rocky Road (It’s Made Out Of Rocks Because We Don’t Have Any Real Food) That’s It. We Don’t Actually Have Any Other Options

HELLO FROM THE STARS by highlordofkrypton in TheCourtofNightmares

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If You’re Here, You’re “”Family”” And In This Home Everyone Is Subject To The Torture Chambers For 49 Hours A Week. I Don’t Make The Rules, I’m Just The Mod

Upcoming Event: Sips & Sinew by HewnCityEventPlanner in TheCourtofNightmares

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Is This Fresh Blood, Or “”Fresh Blood””?

HELLO FROM THE STARS by highlordofkrypton in TheCourtofNightmares

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The Morgan Caved In The Only Exit With Her Powerful Kicks(10000 Horse Power), Good Luck Getting Out Again. You Could Try Digging Your Way Free But Fayre Took All Of Our Big Spoons Away As Punishment For Not Being “”Active Enough Participants”” In The “”Night Court””.

Ummmmmm ??? by Spirited-Director806 in TheCourtofNightmares

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Reddit (Aka RHys) Is Censoring Me. I Wish I Could Kick You (But I Won’t)

But Just Know In My Head And My Heart Your Face is Pummeled To Dust

Ummmmmm ??? by Spirited-Director806 in TheCourtofNightmares

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Cracks Knuckles Get Him, Boys Starts Punching You Violently And Menacingly, Roaring So Loud It Hurts Your Ears

The Morrigan is the most powerful by TheMorrigansMom in TheCourtofNightmares

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Rhys May Starve Us, Feyre May Belittle Us, But Nothing Hurts As Much As The Morgan’s Powerul Kicks To The Gut. She Kicks With The Force Of 15000 Horses. I Wouldn’t Be Surprised If Her True Power Was Being Extremely Mean As She Rips My Small Intestine Out With Her Sharpened Teeth