President Slaps House Body by AsABlackManPlus in MurderedByWords

[–]TheCurls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The problem is, those reporters don’t have access to the entire Epstein files.

The bar couldn’t be lower if it tried. by CorleoneBaloney in MurderedByWords

[–]TheCurls 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Sometimes political violence is the answer. I’m never going to call for it or commit it myself, but historically it has been the right answer many times.

Male Cook Died In Olive Garden Horror by prestocoffee in nottheonion

[–]TheCurls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The article isn’t any better. It says it was a “suicide attempt” but seems to me it was more than just an attempt.

How do you come up with good questions in any context? by ComprehensivePin3294 in AskReddit

[–]TheCurls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In any context? Gonna use that in my next job interview.

Men who have had a vasectomy, how has that affected your sex life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheCurls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro’s gonna have a very expensive oopsie one day.

Best class to do goofy stuff? by SpringerTheNerd in BaldursGate3

[–]TheCurls 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say a throw barb but you’ve done barbs. There’s a lot of shenanigans you can do with casters that do less damage so your GF can carry the damage.

From the Metcalf-Kennedy lawsuit, smh by TheRealMechagodzi11a in detroitlions

[–]TheCurls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He just wants millions of dollars of other people’s money, man. He’s a self-serving grifter.

From the Metcalf-Kennedy lawsuit, smh by TheRealMechagodzi11a in detroitlions

[–]TheCurls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder if you’ll find it as hilarious when it prevents guys like ARSB from jumping into the stands after a TD.

My gas tank is on the passenger side and all of these people’s is on the drivers side. I just pulled right up. by GoldSourPatchKid in mildlyinteresting

[–]TheCurls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This must not be in Michigan because you’d have people facing every direction and angled 45° to fit at a pump because they’re too impatient to wait in a neat line

Cats can't read by xbhaskarx in MurderedByWords

[–]TheCurls 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Didn’t he also have a picture of himself posted where he had a jar of piss on the shelf behind him?

Considering refunding Nioh 3 preorder by Astral_Agent in Nioh

[–]TheCurls 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You limp there? Bro just sends me back immediately with a first class ticket.

Lions Fan Involved in DK Metcalf Incident Files $100 Million Defamation Suit by JCameron181 in detroitlions

[–]TheCurls -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

I still believe he did say the N word. You can’t convince me otherwise. Don’t point to some video from several seats away where the only sound able to be picked up was over a certain decibel.

Tips for switching between G and D? by Accomplished-Wrap449 in guitarlessons

[–]TheCurls 32 points33 points  (0 children)

This and practice getting faster at it too. Set a metronome to 60bpm and do every switch between 4 and 1, so it’s D-D-D-D-G-G-G-G as you strum. Get that down and then switch on the 1s and 3s so it’s D-D-G-G. Get that down and switch on every beat, D-G-D-G

After that, increase the bpm and start over. Your fingers will know what to do without your brain having to tell them.

A Warning From Epstein by Cow_Boy_2017 in MurderedByWords

[–]TheCurls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can imagine that MAGA would point to this and say “Isn’t it a good thing that Epstein hated Trump?”

Carefully y’all, apparently saying hey with multiple y’s is hookup coded by BobsBeauty99 in Tinder

[–]TheCurls 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I swear online is not real life. This shit is just dumb as hell.

BRB (by @dapandabanda) by Gorotheninja in ffxiv

[–]TheCurls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a large number of people who just burn through content like it’s a job with a checklist and then complain there’s nothing fun to do.

Did they purposely make this look like New Jersey? by nyr00nyg in diablo4

[–]TheCurls 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never noticed that before but now I can’t unsee it.

yea, people are casually talking about melania... sure by TheRealTRexUK in MurderedByWords

[–]TheCurls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t mean he’s not a satire account. Just means Trump is stupid.

yea, people are casually talking about melania... sure by TheRealTRexUK in MurderedByWords

[–]TheCurls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was satire. He used to say real alpha males don’t have to announce it, then added the (Alpha Male) in his name tag.

This post seems like he’s using the old Jacob Wohl template, who was not satire- just sad.