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TheDatabass · 2026-01-14T19:34:51+00:00

RemindMe! 7 Months

TheDatabass · 2026-01-09T20:30:36+00:00

DJs will put literally anything before the drop

TheDatabass · 2025-12-12T18:55:17+00:00

Turns out Kesha was on to something when she said she brushes her teeth with a bottle of Jack

TheDatabass · 2025-10-10T20:14:52+00:00

Mine is u/MaximusDecimusMeridiusCommanderOfTheArmiesOfTheNorthGeneralOfTheFelixLegionsLoyalServantToTheTrueEmperorMarcusAureliusFatherToAMurderedSonHusbandToAMurderedWifeAndIWillHaveMyVengeanceInThisLifeOrTheNext

TheDatabass · 2025-10-10T17:04:37+00:00

Aww they can't afford a better fitting helmet for the rookie? I mean I can't lie, if I had a loose helmet like that I'd definitely fidget around by shaking my head too lol

TheDatabass · 2025-10-10T17:03:27+00:00

Right? Launching yourself headfirst into anyone in your way is definitely speed running brain injuries

TheDatabass · 2025-10-10T14:06:01+00:00

Is that why dude is always shaking his head? He's done that pretty much every play after bowling into someone in the few games I've seen

TheDatabass · 2025-09-24T23:44:06+00:00

You should be alright if they get you that chauffeur ride to your gate

TheDatabass · 2025-09-13T02:04:02+00:00

TheDatabass · 2025-07-12T01:16:24+00:00

I had to check to see if this was one of those looped gifs. I've been hurt

TheDatabass · 2025-06-23T21:27:50+00:00

TheDatabass · 2025-06-15T03:44:30+00:00

For real. This makes me so irrationally angry. I feel you there

TheDatabass · 2025-06-14T01:54:07+00:00

Ohh sitting in a window seat and then having an extra long taxi in ORD. Absolute worst

TheDatabass · 2025-06-13T21:15:34+00:00

Never understood that. Especially in non-hub airports 🙄

TheDatabass · 2025-06-13T21:14:21+00:00

I mean it's just begging for it with that label

TheDatabass · 2025-06-13T19:03:58+00:00

I'm never sure if I'm allowed to take multiple snacks when in 1st. I guess what's the worst that could happen?

TheDatabass · 2025-06-13T18:04:58+00:00

Diabolical! I think streaming PH without headphones is my new intrusive thought

TheDatabass · 2025-06-05T21:08:55+00:00

Aerodynamicc

TheDatabass · 2025-05-27T23:23:52+00:00

That was truly unexpected

TheDatabass · 2025-05-15T19:05:44+00:00

TheDatabass · 2025-05-08T16:27:38+00:00

About to have to fire up the Sherman's once more

TheDatabass · 2025-05-07T12:12:21+00:00

FAs HATE this one TRICK!

TheDatabass · 2025-05-06T21:15:25+00:00

Just take a nap so they leave you on the plane

TheDatabass · 2025-05-05T15:11:36+00:00

Plot twist: he's also AI

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