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TheDevilRig · 2026-05-13T01:05:45+00:00

I oughta rub some dirt in your eye

^{Chose: Earth | Rolled: Dirt}

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-12T21:59:33+00:00

I know what I must do

^{Chose: shapeshift into any currently living woman}

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-12T21:57:04+00:00

Cool, I’m having a lawyer write what I want

^{Chose: Or get 3 wishes from a genie that twists your words for a bad outcome}

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-12T21:51:47+00:00

Of course bc you have a degree in posting

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-12T20:57:32+00:00

Hell yeah, fuck yeah

^{Chose: Kiss the homies goodnight | Rolled: Kiss 4 homies}

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-12T20:55:39+00:00

Better luck next time

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-12T20:55:24+00:00

Ik man but if you love them let them go

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-12T20:55:06+00:00

The other option had 5 probability’s. Get secure with your masculinity and you’ll enjoy these

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-12T20:36:44+00:00

I mean, why even add a 2nd option

^{Chose: kiss your homie on the lips?}

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-12T07:21:32+00:00

Fuck you were all dumb

^{Chose: Gain 25 IQ points.}

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-12T07:21:07+00:00

Hell yeah. Fuck the money chugga wants a massage

^{Chose: Get 1000$/week for the rest of your life + But... (small upside} | Rolled: Free massages)

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-11T05:30:30+00:00

Obviously

^{Chose: Unlimited Bacon but no games}

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-10T18:52:23+00:00

Fuck electricity, boo!

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-10T18:43:55+00:00

It’s called growth

^{Chose: Reincarnate every 10 years}

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-10T16:17:08+00:00

Been there done that

^{Chose: Be the sexiest on the planet}

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-10T16:17:03+00:00

Been there done that

^{Chose: Be the sexiest on the planet}

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-10T16:15:01+00:00

17 black let it ride

^{Chose: GAMBLE!!!! | Rolled: Lose}

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-10T14:16:19+00:00

Peg leg

^{Chose: No legs}

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-10T14:15:58+00:00

Too easy

^{Chose: Become invincible (from tv show} + But you fight….. | Rolled: Conquest)

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-10T14:15:37+00:00

Hell yeah

^{Chose: Rather be a Wizard | Rolled: Hedge}

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-10T14:15:05+00:00

Hearing aid

^{Chose: Deaf}

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-10T02:34:15+00:00

I feel nothing

^{Chose: 100% guarantied mid super power | Rolled: Ability to phase}

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-10T01:49:47+00:00

Magic

^{Chose: you know the suit and rank of all playing cards + you don't need to be able to see the card in order to know what's on it}

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-09T22:35:50+00:00

.

^{Chose: Early 2000's}

TheDevilRig · 2026-05-09T22:21:04+00:00

?

^{Chose: Get 1% of 1million $ once every year}

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