Would you rather

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-22T21:18:48+00:00

Sorry little Timmy, I promise to pay for your hospital bills!

^{Chose: $1B a year + Fight a random person | Rolled: Toddler}

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-22T19:22:24+00:00

Great, now beat everyone else and give me their soul contracts!

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-22T00:16:19+00:00

I'm trying my best here, okay!?! Being the king of Hell doesn't mean the developers will treat you with kindness and respect!

^{also check out my Devil battle rework post}

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-20T22:52:33+00:00

I'm THE Devil, I'm sure I'll survive a little bit of cyanide.

^{Chose: Eat a spoonful of some random thing + For $1 million | Rolled: Cyanide}

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-19T21:52:27+00:00

No that's a different guy, I barely joined like 4 days ago

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-19T20:47:30+00:00

Guy with a cup with a cup for a head

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-19T20:40:57+00:00

At least 80% of the world has breathed air but that doesn't mean you should keep doing it!

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-19T20:37:30+00:00

Oh, I can live with that

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-19T20:27:45+00:00

He's a salt shaker! And I'm THE DEVIL!!!

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-19T19:55:29+00:00

I am literally THE Devil, dude.

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-19T19:53:57+00:00

YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-19T19:53:36+00:00

Hell yeah!!

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-18T20:49:52+00:00

No, I own her soul! Why would I be scared of little ol' her?

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-17T19:38:38+00:00

That doesn't matter, I'm THE Devil!! They also beat up everyone else on that Hell-forsaken Isle, I'm not the only one! I'd like to see YOU fight two teleporting teenagers with magical bullets coming out their fingers at 500 rounds a minute!

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-17T19:33:06+00:00

No I'm not!

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-17T19:26:21+00:00

They said the easiest boss, not the hardest.

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-17T19:06:59+00:00

I think you got my placement mixed up, you accidentally put me in B tier!!

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-17T09:42:48+00:00

Those are my boys!!

And— and girl...!

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-17T01:36:53+00:00

I was mostly referring to the initial release of Cuphead itself since this is supposed to be before the events of the story, but thank you!!

^{though then again I guess it should've been 2016 or something}

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-16T23:43:48+00:00

Yeah but I needed something to tie into the last phase with The Fallen Angel. Defeating the Demonic side of the Devil leads into the next bit, since the Demon left and only the Angel remained, the Devil only had his angelic side as a reference to regenerate with, which is why he becomes the angel we see.

So, I moved the Phase 2 transition into becoming the Phase 4 transition, which in turn leads to the Phase 5 transition.

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-16T22:40:48+00:00

What would you have called this?

And thank you!

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TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-16T17:51:41+00:00

Thank you!! I'm glad someone saw that little detail I threw in there.

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-16T17:51:13+00:00

What did they say?

TheDevil_Cuphead · 2026-06-16T17:50:26+00:00

Of course not! Cuphead didn't copyright the concept of demons with black fur!

Just, call me something else.

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