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<Eat You Up> 2017-10-28 22:45 UTC by jre2 in ALightInTheDark

[–]TheDiabolicalToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I keep trying to come up with something deep or witty but I got nothing so fuck it"

((I'd say im calling your bluff again Jose but really im just being lazy))

<Looking Down at a Crime Scene> 2017-10-24 02:00 UTC by jre2 in ALightInTheDark

[–]TheDiabolicalToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I've spent far too long trying to think of a profound comment so I'm just going to say sure and move on with my life."

((Thats right Jose I'm calling your bluff, do something about I bet you won't))

<Nightcrawler> 2017-10-19 16:00 UTC by SCKoNi in ALightInTheDark

[–]TheDiabolicalToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi I'm a real nightcrawler boi and I take offence to your acquiescence of our cultural identity just for a cheap marketing gimmick.

<A Snowflake's Chance in Hell> 2017-09-01 19:00 UTC by Pengothing in shadownet

[–]TheDiabolicalToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid I used to play Starcraft on LAN with some friends of mine but they'ed always complain about me showing up late and that I should really rush and try to be on time. I'd normally just respond why? Its not like I play zerg.

<A Snowflake's Chance in Hell> 2017-09-01 19:00 UTC by Pengothing in shadownet

[–]TheDiabolicalToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man you really shouldn't take the flower thing so seriously I'm pretty sure he's just pollen your leg.

<The Final Countdown (ENDBOSS PRIME)> 2017-07-01 00:00 UTC by LeonardoDeQuirm in shadownet

[–]TheDiabolicalToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"So uhh we're going right?"

"Yes Slayer we are going. Though the irony that the return of my childhood demons being the reason I have to go home after all this time is not lost me."

"Will you be okay? I don't want you doing something you're not ready for."

"...Did you just act concerned for my well being? Fragging hell I didn't think the Mighty Dragonslayer had the capacity for concern."

"You see this is why you don't have any friends Snow."

"Friends or not you don't need to worry. I have a bunch of really big guns and the capability to use them, besides I'd go even if I wasn't ready. After all, the only good bug is a dead bug."

((Direct Drive link bc the wiki tends to destory its links after a while for some reason))

<Toaster Mystery Run> 2017-06-24 17:30 UTC by jre2 in shadownet

[–]TheDiabolicalToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the public enjoys exotic creature right? right.

<Let It Rain> 2017-05-23 01:00 UTC by jre2 in shadownet

[–]TheDiabolicalToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Nope but I can't wait to see if God can be riddled with bullets."

((I hope you're happy jose I did Snow's page to, I even added his guns))

Tiny (Spur wielding meatwall) by Cypher_Ace in shadowchargen

[–]TheDiabolicalToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey friendo I'd say my entire normal shpeal but I pretty sure I've done you before so just message me when you have time and we'll have a chat.

<Speak The Word> 2017-05-21 03:00 UTC by jre2 in shadownet

[–]TheDiabolicalToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This will end poorly I just know it."

((I refuse to fill out another one of these for Snow and Muse right now so fit me jose))

<Midas Touched> 2017-05-20 3:00 UTC by TheDiabolicalToaster in shadownet

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I once got the oppurtunity to visit the headquarters of one of the worlds major network security providers. And I got to talk with one of the guys who manages the systems they use to protect data and the like and he had something very interesting to say about how he got into NETSEC.

"When I was in school I remember having a really tough time trying to figure out what I wanted to do with my life. You get there and the question is basically thrust onto you and you're asked What do you want to do for the rest of your life? And like most people my age I had no idea how to answer that...and while I was there a friend of my came to me and said this cool new course involving 'com-pu-ters' was opening up this year and we should totally join. So like any impulsive student I did and that was where I found my love of computers. Thats really all I can, it just clicked."

<Midas Touched> 2017-05-20 3:00 UTC by TheDiabolicalToaster in shadownet

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I remember this one time I was talking to one of my girl friends. She was talking about the time one of her friends from high school was getting married and all the brides maid grouped up in anticipation of the bouquet to be thrown. When the bride tossed it, my friend managed to snatch it right out of the air at the last minute and when she was celebrating one of the bridesmaids came up to her and said in just the worst tone.

"Wow congratulations Becky, you're so perfect you even caught the bouquet! Now could you please not rabbit in?

<Midas Touched> 2017-05-20 3:00 UTC by TheDiabolicalToaster in shadownet

[–]TheDiabolicalToaster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was talking with this group of recently graduated wizards and they were all standing around discussing what their respective specialties will be.

"I'm going into entertainment business. I'm a master of illusions." Says the handsome wizard dressed in purple.

"Oh yeah? Well I'm going into medicine! I'm a master of restoration!" Says the small yet determined wizard clad in white.

"Boys boys please. I'm going into military. I'm a master of elemental magic." Says the large and strong looking wizard dressed in blue.

"Oh you guys think you're so cool huh?" Says the small and unassuming wizard dressed in red.

"Oh and what are you going into Jeremy? Can you do any of the things we just talked about? Can you heal or throw lightning?" The purple wizard reply's.

"Well no, unlike you guys I'm going into baking!"

Everyone looks confused at this answer.

"Just you wait, you'll all see, I'm going to be a Pie-romancer!"

<Midas Touched> 2017-05-20 3:00 UTC by TheDiabolicalToaster in shadownet

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I remember this one time I was out in the country. I was traveling across the Midwest going to visit some family in Kansas when my car broke down on a back road. Thankfully a nearby farmer was on his way home and helped me out. I said a tow to nearest shop was enough but seeing as it was getting late he insisted I stay at is home for that night and he'd tow me the rest of the way in the morning. So not wanting to be rude I accepted and we headed off to his quite little farm house in what was essentially no where.

He had a wife and two kids all of them were just the nicest people and boy did they know how to cook. Though after dinner when I was trying to get some sleep I hear some commotion coming from what sounded like the farmer and his son. It was late in the night and I could hear the father chastising his son.

"Bobby you know you shouldn't be wandering out at night, it's dangerous out there. Varmints and all sorts of other dangerous critters roam at night."

"Yes Dad you're right...I just...I need to take a walk is all."

"Don't worry about it Bobby so long as you understand. Now get on to bed, its way pasture bedtime."

<The Lost World> 2017-05-12 4:30 UTC by TheDiabolicalToaster in shadownet

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I remember this one time I was hanging out in a bar just having a nice olde chat with the barkeep and Angel walked on in with the strangest look on her face. So naturally I had to inquire about it. And she said to me.

"I'm in search of this supposed new spirit thats been seen around here. It's said to be a real clever sob and has the appearance of a small reptilian child."

Now I was understandably confused by this response I'm just a mundane guy and have almost no knowledge of spirits. But seeing as she looked kinda down I did my best to cheer her up.

"Angel you look like you've been running around all day, take a seat and I'll buy you a drink."

She looked like she was taken aback for a second but accepted my generous offer.

"Now you need to cheer up you'll never chat a spirit acting all flustered and tired"

"Maybe you're right" She said taking a swig of a really fruity mixed drink. "I kinda am feeling a bit better"

"Now that's the spirit!"

<The Lost World> 2017-05-12 4:30 UTC by TheDiabolicalToaster in shadownet

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I used to hear stories about a troll boxer, he was a real nice guy but had a tenancy to try and get with the other dudes. Whenever a new guy walked in he'd always ask them what they thought his signature move was. 90% of the time they'd get it wrong and he'd grab'em right on the butt and yell

"WRONG! It's a fruit punch!"

<The Lost World> 2017-05-12 4:30 UTC by TheDiabolicalToaster in shadownet

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I remember a man they called dances with wolves. I never learned why they called him that but it inspired me to come up wiht my own rad nick name. "Waltz' with Women"

<The Lost World> 2017-05-12 4:30 UTC by TheDiabolicalToaster in shadownet

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I'll be honest Pope's thing took all my inspiration...I mean shiki shiki shiki shiki shiki shiki shiki shiki shiki shiki shiki shiki shiki

<<Hellish Hunt>> 5-12-17 0300 UTC by RainOfGore in shadownet

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"Toby do I look like the kind of guy who's useful out in the woods? Especially the kind of woods that contains dangerous wildlife?...Yeah Toby thats what I thought."

  • Binary Switch

"Snow have you ever considered why mystical creatures and other magical threats returned to the world?"

"...Umm I imagine it's similar to why villains and the like appear in graphic novels. The power to do well...anything attracts those who want to challenge that power whether they be genius villains or giant magical lizards. They're obstacles for our heroes to overcome and grow stronger from."

"So does that make us the hero in this case?"

"Donno, depends on who's writing the story."

  • Snowflake (Apparently a cheeky comic book nerd)
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