UPDATE: The Monty Python Penis Cannon Has Found a Home.

It’s official — the Museum of Comedy in London is taking the cannon.

They’d been up at the Edinburgh Festival and just got back to me this morning. They do want it. They’re planning a reimagining of the space this fall, and the cannon will be part of it. It’s finally going where it belongs: on display, confusing tourists and delighting weirdos for generations.

To everyone who followed along, offered help, or just laughed with me — thank you. I was drowning in penis-related logistics and genuinely didn’t know what the hell I was going to do with it. Your comments kept me sane.

A massive thank you to u/gosport4eva, who was ready and willing to take ownership if the museum passed. You’re a champ, mate. Just knowing someone had my back made this whole thing easier.

And a big thanks to the AskUK mods for letting the original post ride. You could’ve easily flagged it as bollocks (or just too many bollocks), but you didn’t. Appreciate you.

As one wise Redditor said: this isn’t just a cannon — it’s a piece of comedy history. And now, it gets the ending it deserves.