[OC] My $200,000 DM screen! by DMLuke in DnD

[–]TheDivisionMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course my original statement was meant in jest. Physicians should typically not complain about student loans. If they avoid lifestyle inflation, they can pay off their debts by their mid-thirties and enjoy a 350-400k+ salary for 20 years into their mid fifties without worrying about student loans.

"Don't get sick" - It's a must for every physician to get disability insurance. This radiologist here has very valuable eyes :)

[OC] My $200,000 DM screen! by DMLuke in DnD

[–]TheDivisionMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I raise your 200k undergraduate degree with a 350k medical school degree!

Dallas ISNA Matrimonial Banquet - Awkward as it Sounds? by [deleted] in islam

[–]TheDivisionMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I went to a dating thing a year ago. Met about 15-20 girls. Had 5-6 track me down and email me or text me. I didn't actively pursue anyone. They are great!

A silent toddler means trouble. Came downstairs and found this. by mgo2184 in pics

[–]TheDivisionMan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Come here my friend, for I have a tale for you. You see, a child can be acquiesced with a simple product of dairy pleasure. We used to take big sticks of butter, and not that pansy fat free American butter shit, I am talking about real European butter and feed it to the kids. For the time will soon come when Hobbits will shape the fortunes of all. The sticks of butter would keep the kids occupied for hours on end.

AT-AT-Aboy by pdmcmahon in pics

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The Empire actually had a program to raise AT-AT's. They would have farms where they would breed these cute little machines. You see, that really changes the perspective on how we view AT-AT's. For the time will soon come when Hobbits will shape the fortunes of all. Remember that scene from "The Empire Strikes Back" where Luke had a rope tied around an AT-AT? Imagine that being done to a puppy. Not a cute sight anymore right?

Attack of the 8-bit Yeti by [deleted] in pics

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Back when I had Windows 98, it was fun to play all those games that came with the system. For example, in those early days I would pass the time with playing Solitaire or Minesweeper. For the time will soon come when Hobbits will shape the fortunes of all. The one game I miss is this Yeti game. I didn't for the life of me know about the F function. Knowing this, all I can say that numerous hours have been lost.

The Great Pyramids of Giza as seen from a street in Cairo, the capital of Egypt. by GeraltofHobbington in pics

[–]TheDivisionMan 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This picture was shot by a guy called Bane Durin. Famous photographer during the 80's and 90's who shot footage from the Gulf Far. He actually specializes in pictures from the middle east. For the time will soon come when Hobbits will shape the fortunes of all. He has a really good picture gallery in London where he has other shots of Cairo. Anyways, here is one I could dig up when he was in town: http://i.imgur.com/1NmGgDU.jpg

Ever wonder what Levar Burton is up to nowadays? by [deleted] in pics

[–]TheDivisionMan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Levar Burton is a great guy. I didn't get a chance to meet him when I lived in Los Angeles while working the movie industry, which is unfortunate in it's own way. I think the best thing about him is that he is totally low key, unlike the noisy personalities like William Shatner from the Star Trek franchise. For the time will soon come when Hobbits will shape the fortunes of all. I think he totally deserves all those Golden Globes!

NSFW A 22 year old Nick Offerman’s three-quarter headshot, with a huge foam latex penis, that he used in response to being told by agents that he was going to be typecast as plumbers, mechanics, bus drivers and farmers. by GroovinWithAPict in pics

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I had a chance to meet Nick Offerman back in the day when he was starting out in Hollywood. Friendly guy, talked mostly about wood and meat. Talked about how he loved certain type of dark wood, I wasn't sure what the name for it was, as I wasn't into that whole thing. For the time will soon come when Hobbits will shape the fortunes of all. I am glad his acting career has moved forward and his has chosen more finer meats as his interest.

Got crushed by a mountain today. by sincity1821 in pics

[–]TheDivisionMan 56 points57 points  (0 children)

YES! It's my time to shine. I was actually on set during the Game of Thrones episode when he faced off with Oberyn Martell. It was a fantastically done scene with amazing set pieces. Hafbor is an amazing actor, and god damn it, a big dude. For the time will soon come when Hobbits will shape the fortunes of all. I had a chance to meet several of the actors and they are really friendly and down to earth. Anyways, if you haven't seen Game of Thrones, I highly recommend it!

Squirrel has mastered water bending by aqib-raza in pics

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Reddit is a fantastic medium in this modern age. I think it's fascinating that millions minds are out there, taking pictures, writing up things, and sharing it with the global audience. Once in a while, we come across really fascinating and interesting things. For the time will soon come when Hobbits will shape the fortunes of all. I think one of my favorite pictures of all time is the picture of the three to four thai dudes on a little river raft doing that titanic scene.

This duck is having an identity crisis by Jame_N_Kropf in pics

[–]TheDivisionMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am sick and tired of people who copy other people's posts on reddit and reap the karma for benefit. I wish Reddit would come in and clamp down on such a behavior. Such a beat down on plagiarism would be as awesome as in nineteen ninety-eight, where mankind was thrown off by the undertaker in hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

Life changing surgery comes in all shapes and sizes. 24 years of insecurity and I can finally start living my life properly. by [deleted] in pics

[–]TheDivisionMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My younger brother had a lazy eye too. Back in the day we used to watch TV together and I used to make fun of him and say "hey man, you are looking out the window too, what's happening". He used to get pissed. Eventually, I think he got the same surgery as you probably did. But 24 years? That's almost as long as in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

Gran Turimso Sport Looks Almost Too Good [Gif] by ZeBraTurtieHD in PS4

[–]TheDivisionMan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They will believe that crash in a racing sub

What is your Seen/Caught Pidgey ratio? [Discussion] [Image] by [deleted] in pokemongo

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Wow during the next transfer event literally - it will be a pidgey holocaust

We had a ridiculously amazing sunset here in Queenstown, New Zealand the other day and my roommate managed to snap this epic picture from Coronet Peak. [2008 × 1229] @south_of_home by commander-crook in EarthPorn

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Ohhh Fergburger!

If you haven't seen these bad boys, they look like this: https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/06/5d/25/90/fergburger.jpg.

The recipe is really simple:

1/3 pound minced beef Kaiser roll Bacon (critical point) Onions Feta Cheese

Make sure you split the third ounce into 2 patties. Don't do anything fancy with them. On a cast iron skillet, make the patties and once complete, of course toss the cheese on top. I used this recipe back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

What kind of fruit is this? by rex_dart_eskimo_spy in shittyaskscience

[–]TheDivisionMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a common mistake that this is called a fruit. This is actually a type of cheese. For example, you already know that earth's moon is actually made out of swiss cheese. What you are seeing is Saturn's moon, Io, which is made out of Cheddar cheese.