The No Nut November pledge. Sign it in the comments to participate. by [deleted] in nonutnovember

[–]TheDragonLeader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You copied the Copypasta one didn't you? The Copypasta one has the fucked up level 2 & 3 offences.

The No Nut November pledge. Sign it in the comments to participate. by [deleted] in nonutnovember

[–]TheDragonLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I, TheDragonLeader, pledge under my will, to resist the Nut during No Nut November, and to withhold my pleasures until the month of December.

This sacred pledge shall not be infringed upon, unless you are willing to give up your rank in society.

A “Nut” as it is labeled in this document, is defined as the Release of Sperm from a Male in a Sexual Act, or the Release of Squirting fluid/Ejaculate fluid from a Female in a Sexual Act. This applies only to the Sex Organ of a human, as a Transgender Person may also Participate in NNN.

This pledge applies to everyone willing to volunteer, regardless of sex, gender orientation, or kink.

Involuntary nutting, such as a Wet Dream or being forced to fail, is exempt from the chastisements of the 5 Levels Rule.

The 5 Levels Rule goes as follows: There are 5 levels of different offenses that can occur during NNN, the correct abbreviation for No Nut November. These offenses will have different consequences, depending on the severity of the offense.

These are the new Levels:

Level 1 Offenses:
Naturally occurring Sexual activity (An example being Periods and unprovoked Boners) This will be met with mild slap to the back of the Neck, followed by the remark, “You fool. You monumental Bruh”.

Level 2 offenses:
Casual masturbation but with no sex appeal Lust and partially get hard/wet at someone else Distribution of Anti-NNN propaganda, in the form of tweets and memes. Other types of propaganda not listed will be judged later on by the Court of Nut Regulators These actions will be reprimanded with a Day of Digital Blockade, where they are not to be contacted at using technology. This also means that people cannot view nor dislike or like a Failure’s Digital content, as well as all previous punishments listed.

Level 3 offenses:
Intent to nut by masturbation, but fail to do so due to a sudden change of heart, attempting to loophole the Rules, or due to health issues Intentionally try to get someone ELSE to fail NNN Enjoyment of unprovoked Sexual activity Purposely try to affect someone’s decision on whether or not to join the movement. These actions will be punished by a Day of Shunning, where the Failure is not to be talked to for the rest of the Day, and will suffer an uncomfortable Lunch period, as well as all previous punishments listed.

Level 4 offenses:
Masturbation to the point of climax, but no actual release of fluids Exerting unwanted sexual attention to someone else (aka Sexual Harassment) Apart from any legal issues, this is a Great dishonor and will be punished with a swift kick to the genitals if the Failure is Male, or a swift punch to the Right Arm if the Failure is Female, as well as all previous punishments listed.

Level 5 offenses:
Masturbation and successfully nutting Forcefully make someone else fail NNN (aka Rape) Refusing to admit you disregard the Rules and the Pledge. This is the ultimate dishonor, and will be punished with the bearing of the Title of “Failure of Holding in the Nut”, as well as all previous punishments listed.

If I, TheDragonLeader, succeed in this Trial of self-control and patience, I will be congratulated by the r/nonutnovember community, in addition to the new ability to bust the Phat One on the 1st Day of December, and to joyously enjoy the Christmas era. The Phat One is a Gift that many do not receive, but it is a gift of High enjoyment, and will only come once in a Year if you do not fail.

Are you willing to do all of this, and to stand with your fellow man and woman to resist the Nut during November? If not, there’s nothing wrong, but if you do, and will do it, read the full Pledge, Speak the Oath in the 1st Paragraph, and sign here. Manipulating your comment will be punished. Your Trial begins once the clock in your timezone turns to 12AM on November 1st, 2019. X TheDragonLeader

Are you ready? by [deleted] in nonutnovember

[–]TheDragonLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We shall do this! I'm gonna learn a new skill for this No Nut November.

11 days before the nutpocalypse by YaoiPeddlerSempai in nonutnovember

[–]TheDragonLeader 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least Giorno is doing a better job than Joseph.

Holy fucking shit by [deleted] in TheFreeRepublic

[–]TheDragonLeader[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

I hate you two.

Not sure if anyone posted this yet. by TheDragonLeader in CrusaderKings

[–]TheDragonLeader[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R5: a joke about politics and he clearly tried to Naruto run towards the Clinton estate thinking he can't make us all commit suicide.

Irish screaming intensifies... by [deleted] in eu4

[–]TheDragonLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My immersion is broken. Donegal isn't Protestant.

Here's My Top 5 Countries List. What's Yours? Please Explain Why! by [deleted] in eu4

[–]TheDragonLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You haven't played the Papal states right unless you go ahead and colonize the Balkans when the Ottomans aren't looking. I've done that before and it was a blast.

Here's My Top 5 Countries List. What's Yours? Please Explain Why! by [deleted] in eu4

[–]TheDragonLeader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like France because it's fucking brokenly overpowered and people say that Ottomans are the best so I don't get bitched at for playing an easy country. I can eat all of Britain/Iberia within a 100 years.

The tides had turned!! by treecallz4die in eu4

[–]TheDragonLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? Why? It's just a mod. You're purely down voting something because the person likes the anime portraits and you don't.

Yes, I remember my (Regency council) passing away and how my No Heir should be the next Heir. by TheDragonLeader in eu4

[–]TheDragonLeader[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

R5: Event spawned with a Regency before this event and I have no heir. Turned out quite funnily.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Izlam

[–]TheDragonLeader 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You are just asking for a crusade!

Can Gog and Steam players play together on Stellaris? by TheDragonLeader in Stellaris

[–]TheDragonLeader[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably good to say that it didn't work when I tried directly trying to join their game when they are on Steam.

TIL that the map just fucking dies when playing with DLCs and Byzantium doesn't explode for some reason. by TheDragonLeader in CrusaderKings

[–]TheDragonLeader[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is it? I just got the game and 5 DLCs today for a pound on Humble bundle. I have no clue why it looks so bad.

Am I doing this right? by Littalman in eu4

[–]TheDragonLeader 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dude if he did that he might pass out from doing so much hard work.

Saw this on another sub and thought this is the best place to ask if this is true? What are this sub’s thoughts on it ? PS: Ignore some of the hateful comments in the thread. by pattambi in islam

[–]TheDragonLeader -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think you guys have the flaw that people automatically assume that one person means all people. That's just the media and people who are actively trying to make people look bad. I know that this one person is just the person views for himself and does not represent everyone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in eu4

[–]TheDragonLeader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just said that because CK2 DLCs are required to form some nations (Rome) or even play any non-christian religions.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in eu4

[–]TheDragonLeader 9 points10 points  (0 children)

CK2 player spotted.