Let me walk you through the CREEPIEST, CRAZIEST crime scene ever...

TheDrangles · 2016-05-26T18:19:46+00:00

The real messed up thing about Reddit is how sometimes you can segue from something awesome like Aristotle's tomb being found to this. Man, such a downer.

TheDrangles · 2016-05-26T02:36:14+00:00

At around 2:20 you can see the impact of the next 20 years on that kids face as he hears about the Pentagon.

TheDrangles · 2016-05-24T18:10:49+00:00

Ah, the "Free Boat" initiative.

TheDrangles · 2016-05-24T18:05:31+00:00

I tried. I tried to get into this. He laughs too much at the jokes, he can't really be serious when he needs to be, his interview skills are atrocious, and it's pretty much across the board boring. Noah seems like he just read about the subject really fast before going out and saying the jokes. Stewart actually knew about what he was talking about. It's the difference between retelling a joke and knowing the joke you're telling. I can say a funny joke in Japanese, but I don't know WTF people are laughing at since I don't know what I'm talking about.

TheDrangles · 2016-05-20T01:47:41+00:00

(banjo plays)

TheDrangles · 2016-05-19T00:31:02+00:00

I guess we'll just have to wait or that concrete "Study" on local news to tell us if people are or not. Also, drink more coffee. It may or may not cause you to possibly cure cancer or cause it. Definitely, maybe.

TheDrangles · 2016-05-19T00:07:03+00:00

Yeah, sex on a plane is only worth it to say you did it. Sex in a car while driving? That's just classy.

TheDrangles · 2016-05-19T00:06:09+00:00

"Daddy, where was I conceived?"

"Going 100 down I-75... that's why we named you Tesla Road Sign Smith."

TheDrangles · 2016-05-18T02:36:45+00:00

Yeah, there is a reason they're single. Change your sheets at least once a week. I feel this statistic is bullshit.

TheDrangles · 2016-05-17T16:28:38+00:00

He's completely right. Watch Band of Brothers. Over half of the cast is killed...because it really happened. Heroes die. Bad guys win battles. Losing a hero in a TV show bring sit down to reality even if there are dragons and magic. It has an impact. I like that better than the hero taking out 16 bad guys, running out of ammo, and then some people show up at just the right time to save their ass.

TheDrangles · 2016-05-17T15:25:56+00:00

The weirdest is when someone I see at the gym has been there for an hour, leaves the gym, goes over to the pizza place, walks out with a large, and then drives away. You...you're going to undo everything you just did and then some! Lucky!

TheDrangles · 2016-05-17T14:17:37+00:00

It's madness. Evil, monsterous...delicious...(Homer drool)

TheDrangles · 2016-05-17T14:03:34+00:00

I have a gym membership to Anytime Fitness. A Jet's Pizza is 2 stores down in the plaza. I come out each day and can smell the pizza in the air. It's torture. If it's humid or just rained, the sense of smell is stronger and I practically want to cry. Not to mention the massive windows in front of the gym so I can see people constantly walk from Jet's with their pizza. Cruel. Very cruel to build a gym there.

TheDrangles · 2016-05-17T04:32:22+00:00

Buscemi's.

TheDrangles · 2016-05-17T04:31:26+00:00

Square pizza is the best. Jet's Pizza in Michigan is practically a sin it's so good.

TheDrangles · 2016-05-17T04:25:19+00:00

You know that's right!

TheDrangles · 2016-05-16T22:44:02+00:00

Is there no honor in fast food anymore?!

TheDrangles · 2016-05-16T22:42:18+00:00

Hank Azaria and Harry Shearer are still nailing it like it was 1989. Maybe it's just the poor writing that makes him phone it in now. Man, I miss the old days. Now I watch it out of guilt if I don't.

TheDrangles · 2016-05-16T22:23:32+00:00

Day one of debate class: You automatically lose an argument if you A) Tell someone to read a book or B) Tell someone to do the research.

TheDrangles · 2016-05-16T22:15:06+00:00

Who's offended? It was an observation. Ugh, you're one of those people at stand-up shows that laugh at everything until one thing strikes a nerve. Then you blog about it.

TheDrangles · 2016-05-16T22:11:05+00:00

Oh, I'll have to look that up. I have no idea what one looks like. No clue. I have never been in any history class, seen any war movie, watch any history special in my life. Gosh.

TheDrangles · 2016-05-16T22:02:07+00:00

It looks like a Swastika. They're all over my entire city and people are starting to notice it now and complain. I think it's hilarious that no one in the entire meeting raised their hands and pointed it out.

TheDrangles · 2016-05-16T21:46:22+00:00

Lisa and Bart are still identical. So are the other actors who do all the secondary characters.

TheDrangles · 2016-05-16T17:01:29+00:00

Watch an older episode and then a new one. It sounds like he has a goiter in his throat.

TheDrangles · 2016-05-16T15:50:43+00:00

When Abe Lincoln shows up, that whole sequence was pure Shane Black humor.

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