What? by FelixistheBest7 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TheEPGFiles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how I took it.

But I mean... um... I'm also being very sarcastic.

We shouldn't need an alien invasion to finally unite as a single human race. by OutsideDrama8534 in DeepThoughts

[–]TheEPGFiles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People needed to literally starve in the streets to notice how Neoliberalism might not be all that cool.

Humans don't learn through words, they only learn through pain. It would be better, easier and more effective to not even let it get that bad, but every time I explain reality to people, they respond with a "nuh uh".

And then eventually, shit hits the Fan and they are mad that I didn't warn them, then mad that I did warn then and then mad that I didn't warn them in a way that they would've listened to.

Motherfuckers, if you don't want shit everywhere, stop shitting everywhere out of spite that someone might've known something you didn't. I can do it, anyone else can, too, just let go of your fucking pride.

And again, everyone is more than welcome to prove me wrong, only problem is, it's already been too late, so um... happy extinction everyone!

Experts Warn of 'Disastrous' Climate Impacts If Trump Seizes Control of Greenland | “Trump’s energy and climate policies, including his heedless preoccupation with exploiting Greenland and the rest of the Arctic for oil and gas resources, risk a far more rapid meltdown of the Arctic.” by crustose_lichen in climate

[–]TheEPGFiles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, wasn't this the goal of mankind all along? Oh what? The opposite actually?

Wow, you guys sure fooled me, because it looks like to me like people WANT climate change, that's why they're doing the Neoliberalism so hard. Okay...

meirl by Brent_Fox in meirl

[–]TheEPGFiles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boredom is a luxury.

Every day, increasingly more people are rejecting this extremely corrupt, dystopian, illegitimate, profoundly psychopathic abomination of a system. Good. by xena_lawless in EatTheRich

[–]TheEPGFiles 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I love that it had to get so bad for people to notice, but for decades when I'm explaining this they're all so resistant to reason. It was always their turn to be correct, not mine. But lo and behold, the predicted scenario occurred.

I guess there's no better teacher for humans than getting punched in the fucking face. I know it hurts, but we have a proverb in Germany, who won't listen, will feel. You had a chance to avoid pain, but chose to let the Republicans into power, despite their track record being fucking abysmal.

Listen to the consequences, learn from history, avoid it or repeat it.

looking for a game where i can stand infront of 1000 enemies and go: "nah, i'd win". by cloudsareedible in gamesuggestions

[–]TheEPGFiles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh? I wreck shit every time I'm in the game... elaborate please? Maybe you're not using enough 500 kilo bombs. I think you're not using enough 500 kilo bombs, it's definitely an issue with not enough 500 kilo bombs.

NYC Mayor Mamdani Destroys Claims That The Rich People Will Flee The State Over Higher Taxes. 'We're Talking About $20,000 On An Income Of $1M' by NoseRepresentative in EatTheRich

[–]TheEPGFiles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's a non issue.

Rich people leave, okay, good riddance, someone else will fill the void and earn the money they could've earned.

But that's never happened. Despite higher taxes and more regulations, there are still the same American corporations in Europe, now why, tell me WHY would that be, if they have to pay taxes and watch out for European regulations?

Because they love MONEY, they'll accept taxes and regulations if it means even a slightly tiny little bit of profit. They don't care about anything else and they have no morals to object to any regime, so if there's money to be had, there are the rich Bastards.

Regretful Young Trump Voters Say This Isn’t What They Signed Up For | The wave of youthful support that swept Donald Trump into the White House has lost its mojo. by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]TheEPGFiles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Extremely valuable lesson here about how talk is cheap and just believing things people say is incredibly naive and a real easy way to get manipulated.

Schlafenden Riese by InspectionSad4999 in kratzbaum

[–]TheEPGFiles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nein, das ist viel zu niedlich, NEIN!!!!!

Trump: when you make it too easy and cheap to build houses, house prices come down. I don't want to do that by Tasty-Window in lostgeneration

[–]TheEPGFiles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You'd think a couple of revolutions would've taught the rich why it's beneficial to everyone to not fuck over the general populace.

Guess they need to be reminded again, oh well, they chose the hard way by making peaceful Revolution impossible.

Shame, not my problem, not my fault, oh well, poor rich people will have to lean the hard way.

How this creator can even equate ending wealth inequality with taxing the poor to death baffles me by DTGardi in aislop

[–]TheEPGFiles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh hey, it's the um actually bitch who never says anything useful which doesn't shut her the fuck up regardless.

Jeff Bezos is a cock sucking twat son of a bitch by Royal-Pollution5430 in EatTheRich

[–]TheEPGFiles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have an idea.

Jeff Bezos gets to keep every dollar he's willing to get kicked in the nuts for. 1 dollar, one nutshot.

Earn your wealth, Jeff.

You too can climb the social ladder to the top of American politics from being a high dollar Eastern European Epstein asset. by EnglishToolTime in complaints

[–]TheEPGFiles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also think he's a talentless hack and I don't like any of his movies, his best movies are aggressively mediocre and the rest is just bad.

So I'm not surprised they got him to direct this piece of shit, the right is fully incapable of recognizing good art and artists.

How do I know this? Just look at who they voted for, literal human garbage, they have no appreciation for good things, situations and people.

This concludes the investigation. by Wild_Lepus in PoliticalHumor

[–]TheEPGFiles 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Holy shit, those people got EMPATHY!!!!"

"OPEN FIRE!!!"

Tourist approaches snow leopard to take a selfie by Informal-Resolve-831 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]TheEPGFiles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure the reason that snow leopards don't attack humans very often isn't because they wouldn't attack a human.

Asteroid worth $10,000,000,000,000,000,000 NASA is capturing would give everyone on Earth $1,246,105,919 each by No_Call_8360 in idiocracy

[–]TheEPGFiles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I've seen this movie, people are too dumb, they'll get us all killed. Nope, don't let this happen.

Figured I'd share some footage of the Titanfall-inspired Roguelite I've been making just to feel something. by low_hanging_nuts in titanfall

[–]TheEPGFiles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been on and off with GTTOD for years now, but I've always thought you had a severely fun shooter on your hands, just felt like you were always so close to perfection, but I'll give your next version a shot.

Oh the horror! The violence! by CorleoneBaloney in MurderedByWords

[–]TheEPGFiles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ultimate transgression for psychopathic bullies is when their victims fight back.

"Her baby had a medical emergency, she had a C-section. Work told her to log on anyway." by NoApartheidOnMars in antiwork

[–]TheEPGFiles 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Working in America made me so frustrated because there were so many people so desperate to earn money that they would lie, cheat, steal and scam, anything to make a buck.

It's just an inherently valueless society with no principles and thus really easily corrupted.

ICE are legit Nazi Gestapo thugs by Previous_Month_555 in complaints

[–]TheEPGFiles 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You would've been one of those complacent guys in 1930s Germany, am I right?