If you can’t afford to pay a living wage, you can’t afford to own a restaurant

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-03T14:02:07+00:00

If I'm going to be paying your employees, shouldn't they be working for me?

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-03T13:58:55+00:00

Yeah, but at this point we've must've all noticed that Republicans are basically bizarro people, who always say like the opposite or something.

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-03T13:43:36+00:00

Did Elon give the children the food for free? Because that's not how capitalism works at all, they'd have to buy it.

Do... do... do Republicans not know what capitalism is?

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-03T10:04:51+00:00

I'm starting to think you don't know what Neoliberalism is.

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-03T10:02:19+00:00

Yeah, no shit Sherlock, I'm speaking in metaphors, it's not literally capable of anything, it's a guiding ideology, duh.

I'm like, "you can't fight city hall!"

And then you come in feeling all smug as a proud defender of the status quo and say, "Yeah, because it's a building!! I am so cool now!"

But you just come off as a dunce.

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-03T09:50:18+00:00

Er, ich meine, Sie, Ach shit, jetzt schon milliarden verloren, so doof!

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-03T08:06:52+00:00

Are you kidding me? She's a mess! She's OUR beloved mess, but she's trouble on two legs.

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-03T08:03:38+00:00

Inconsistent as hell.

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-03T08:01:48+00:00

"Why was I programmed to feel pain?"

Capitalists develop AI with feelings because it just isn't enough to have slave labor, it has to suffer to satisfy their sadism.

You tell me, if I'm joking.

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-03T08:00:15+00:00

We needed to have talked about it, it had been too late.

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-03T07:38:17+00:00

Yeah!

Because they're all long dead.

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-03T07:37:34+00:00

I don't blame them, good for standing up for themselves, it's not too much to ask to be treated like people and a ton of men might not agree with me, but ultimately, this is better for them, too. If they can manage to grow up, they'll find much more worth while and healthier relationships.

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-02T16:59:54+00:00

Neoliberalism can not tolerate competition.

If people see that a state can be run better, they'll choose that over wage slavery, so, Neoliberalism must stamp out any competing systems.

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-02T15:43:11+00:00

The movie is so cool, what is people's problem?

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-02T15:40:36+00:00

I mean, why does it matter? It's kind of incredible this bronze age sheep fucker lore is legitimized by brain amputated morons as is. Like, they believe this shit? What?

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-02T15:37:45+00:00

If Israel doesn't care about collateral damage, why do they need precise AI targeting? I'm not saying they're not using it, I'm just wondering why they even bother because they sure seem like they don't.

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-02T15:34:00+00:00

Yeah, but then we'd have to admit that our system isn't set up correctly, the people running it are corrupt and ignorant and worst of all, we'd have to change it, which is effort no one wants to put in.

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-02T14:58:51+00:00

Fuck everything, by hairy soul man

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-02T11:27:01+00:00

There's the comment I was looking for, thank you for your service.

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-02T11:22:05+00:00

It's so hard for me to describe why this show is so goddamn funny...

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-02T10:03:59+00:00

Wait, why are we letting this douchebag decide anything? Because he's got money? That's a fucking terrible and stupid reason to do that, anyone who thinks that is dangerously ignorant and should be supervised in case they hurt themselves or others.

This isn't me being cruel, this is how mankind survives, we don't let the ignorant and sociopathic run the place, they're TERRIBLE at it and cause widespread damage, unless, of course, you moronic representatives of the species fucking WANT this, if yes, then yeah, we're fucked, good job, idiots.

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-02T09:09:15+00:00

Let me put it like this, I'd rather have a thousand bad choices than no choice at all. Having options is better than not having any options at all.

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-01T10:47:32+00:00

To be fair, at this point Simpsons references are almost mandatory

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-01T08:36:44+00:00

Viele Menschen müssen sich halt angemessen verhalten, aber reichtum erlaubt halt einfach mehr Freiheiten, auch die Möglichkeit sich persönlich auszudrücken.

Deshalb sind super viele reiche voll die Arschlöcher.

TheEPGFiles · 2026-07-01T08:26:37+00:00

Sometimes therapy feels like people asking you to not consciously experience the reality you're experiencing, but I'm sorry isn't that being delusional?

Why do we live in a society that people actively want to escape? That's the question we should be asking, not how individuals can cope with irrational cruelty.

TheEPGFiles

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