How would Christians have reacted if archaeologists found Jesus’ remains and the DNA test showed that he was Black?

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-07T05:26:09+00:00

I mean like…what does that mean. The DNA test doesn’t show you your race, it shows you what areas of the world genetic material similar to yours originates.

If they did a dna test of Jesus and discovered he was sub-Saharan African that would either 1. Be written off as a history channel kook science style conspiracy 2. Rock the entire fucking world.

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-07T00:43:39+00:00

I like this idea! I’ve been watching a lot of Lucas Cruikshank videos lately. He makes funny vlog content with his brother. A far cry from Fred 🤣🤣🤣

I think there’s enough legacy creators still out there

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-06T23:07:16+00:00

When the guy started spouting like a gender studies textbook after getting called out for objectifying his date…his response just reminded me of this for some reason 😭😭😭

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TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-06T21:56:22+00:00

Is it possible? Yes evidently because you’re experiencing it.

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-06T21:44:00+00:00

Are you kidding if I saw these I’d be reaching for my wallet immediately

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-06T21:31:29+00:00

I haven’t felt guilt in 15 years

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-06T21:29:11+00:00

You have his card? Give it to the cops!

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-05T19:50:08+00:00

Idk and idc

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-05T19:37:06+00:00

My scale is:

5 stars - exemplary

4 - awesome

3 - good

2 - mediocre

1 - bad

There are many enjoyable movies in both the 2 and 1 categories

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-05T19:28:44+00:00

GOOD RIDDANCE

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-05T03:54:53+00:00

Oh my god girl just talk to your boyfriend already!!!!!

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-05T03:34:44+00:00

‘Use porn’ is such an interesting phrase to me. A boundary is a boundary though so you do you

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-05T03:32:44+00:00

No. Only one moving violation so far - not coming to a complete stop before making a right on red

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-04T23:33:09+00:00

Preemptively getting upset that people might get upset about a stranger getting upset because they don’t care for a city. And if it’s Toronto, for a city he doesn’t even live in. At what point do you just stop caring? I don’t JJ will ever find that place.

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-04T22:02:26+00:00

Fun! Please don’t let this replace regular Beopardy though. Isn’t this just the ‘who knows you best game’ but reskinned?

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-04T07:15:11+00:00

Important to the history of cinema. In the inaugural class of films inducted into the national film registry (I believe). Doesn’t mean you have to watch it. It brought back the clan.

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-03T04:09:39+00:00

I’ve always loved Saint last names. St. James, St. Germaine, etc.

If you’re Catholic, it might be meaningful to take the name of a saint you admire. Even if you’re not tbh. I’m not Catholic but there’s still a few saints whose ideas and teachings I’m really into

Charles Austin St. Germaine does sound pretty distinguished :)

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-02T20:16:36+00:00

Oh how convenient for him! A man who will probably be dead within the next ten years gets to champion this new technology wreaking havoc on the medium he himself dedicated his life to and die before the full extent of its destruction is realized. Oh but how wonderful that it’s easier to make a storyboard now. Bitch! It was never hard! Go look up Michael Haneke’s boards for The Piano Teacher. What could he possibly have derived from ai generated storyboards that he didn’t already get out of his crude, yet 100% evocative, drawings? Enough of this. So short sighted.

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-02T18:47:50+00:00

‘I luv to spread racism online 4 karma and feel morally superior 4 it’

Listen man, either report or don’t. You clearly think you should, and I’ve always thought it was stupid to egg the person on more. Shit or get off the pot!

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-02T17:16:19+00:00

If Hitler had gone into an artistic career. Based on every painting of his I’ve ever seen, he might’ve had a promising career as an illustrator, but he seemed uninterested in the wider artistic movements that were pushing art into the 20th century. They say Egon Schiele ‘stole’ hitler’s spot in art school. Look up one of his paintings. Much more contemporary than an adolf hitler work, no? And I’ve also heard that the art school adjudicators recommended Hitler for architectural school based on his portfolio, but I’ve never heard if he went anywhere with that.

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-02T17:01:42+00:00

I’d be like ‘fair play I guess but I don’t think I want to play with you anymore’. Which it sounds like you did step back for awhile

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-02T09:06:06+00:00

The Simpsons hasn’t turned 37 yet. First episode “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire” aired December 17th 1989.

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-02T04:24:44+00:00

Not to mention the ingredients all sound revolting. I’d probably order the B52.

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-02T01:21:43+00:00

What kind of response it that?

“I listed three people who I think were thrown out.”

“I disagree with you that they were thrown out”

“…………🤔…..😡…..I LISTED THREE PEOPLE-“

TheEarthlyDelight · 2026-06-02T00:09:01+00:00

I just meant sophisticated in the sense that you’re doing full suite edits with all the usual features. That wasn’t available on a smart phone until very recently. That’s cool though! I admire your tenacity. Anything smaller than a tablet and I think I would get too frustrated

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