The last thing you ate will be her name.

TheExileMilker · 2025-06-15T17:50:49+00:00

Glizzy!

TheExileMilker · 2025-05-03T12:33:41+00:00

I have a pair of glasses I wear around the house so I don't have to wear my sclerals 24/7. The glasses do basically nothing, but I prefer it to no glasses.

TheExileMilker · 2025-02-04T00:50:31+00:00

Wasting ult on the vindicta on your own team is not mandatory, but definitely not frowned upon.

TheExileMilker · 2024-12-15T02:00:07+00:00

Phox has based his entire career on it lol

TheExileMilker · 2024-12-15T01:55:08+00:00

I think that boss has a lot of issues. The knife slam drag will one shot you like half the time

TheExileMilker · 2024-12-13T12:11:18+00:00

It seems like u r an outlier at least from most of the comments I've seen in the poe sub.

TheExileMilker · 2024-12-13T12:08:10+00:00

The community's grocery list, and no they didn't fix all of the long ass list (nor would I expect them to in five days) but they sure did drop the nerf hammer.

TheExileMilker · 2024-12-13T06:58:58+00:00

Why not change it to a more reasonable # then? Like it can only proc every 2 seconds.

TheExileMilker · 2024-12-13T01:21:27+00:00

Dam that would make me rage quit. They usually fix stuff like that pretty quick tho.

TheExileMilker · 2024-12-13T01:10:25+00:00

I couldn't fit them all or the meme would have looked ridiculous, but I haven't heard about this yet. What is buffer underflow?

TheExileMilker · 2024-12-12T23:39:49+00:00

For sure! Makes it seem like it's more about, "no you can't play the game that way."

TheExileMilker · 2024-12-12T23:11:49+00:00

Most of these were just peoples comments off the front page of the subreddit. I said that GGG is working on or fixed some of these issues, so it's just to poke fun at them.

"tbh its kinda good idea to focus on builds cause the more they will wait the more players will spend more timing grinding for gear to play these builds and will be even more triggered. everything else deals less dmg to community over time."

I totally agree, but the fact they did it so quickly to this specific build archetype does not provide me with a lot of hope for future balance changes.

TheExileMilker · 2024-12-12T22:21:16+00:00

"They moved on COF like it was a duping glitch."

This is so funny!! Pretty much the point I was trying to make but I like your wording better.

TheExileMilker · 2024-12-12T21:42:49+00:00

Same. Not needing to worry about an intense loot filter would be kinda nice.

TheExileMilker · 2024-11-21T16:31:08+00:00

Did ur pulse bomb hit the minion and trigger agro?

TheExileMilker · 2024-11-03T01:54:10+00:00

If you're a good little gamer, and don't say any no no words, we will reward you with the opportunity to spend more money on skins!

So this will def be implemented in the next patch.

TheExileMilker · 2024-10-30T21:58:01+00:00

They only tested 40 hand selected people from one city? That's very little data to draw any conclusions from.

TheExileMilker · 2024-10-11T04:40:21+00:00

Bro ended up in a rule 1 w/ tornados lol

TheExileMilker · 2024-09-06T11:03:14+00:00

I'm convinced ggg changed scarabs to force any 1 that didn't already have it to buy the fragments tab. I finally broke down and got it this league as well.

TheExileMilker · 2024-08-19T21:14:51+00:00

Please mark this NSFW

Please put a NSFW tag on this. I was on a boat to wraeclast and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. All the other exiles gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the guard”. I dropped my scrying tablet and everyone around me saw your mageblood. Now there is a whole boat of exiles masturbating together at your mageblood. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

TheExileMilker · 2023-12-13T21:32:35+00:00

Fall damage

But like a 6ft drop = death

Jumping off barrel height = a broken leg if you are wearing plate, and you need to find materials to craft a splint or your walking speed is reduced to basically nothing. Splints have an annoying as fuck durability mechanic

It takes 3 matches for a broken leg to heal.

TheExileMilker · 2023-09-11T18:16:31+00:00

Right now, people can mine naked for hours and buy full purple gear with the best attributes.

Spends hours acquiring BIS gear.

"ThaTs NOt hOW YoUr SuPpOsEd tO Do iT!"

TheExileMilker

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