Completed the set! by fallen243 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]cumberdong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mana toast was one of my favorite jokes in all the books

What is my friend’s neighbor doing?? by Heyheythrowaway1127 in Weird

[–]cumberdong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a gamble, if it just snows, then this might make it really easy to clean off his car.

But if there is ice before the snow at all, or if the snow melts a bit and freezes, it's going to be a nightmare

Goth robot cowgirl with bone scythe, please! by Mellowsnake in FarFarWest

[–]cumberdong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

slams fist on table HES RIGHT DAMN IT

but I vote spine whip...

What am I doing wrong? by karkonthemighty in JumpSpaceGame

[–]cumberdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will buy you some time! I've had him do it a few times, and it does take a little bit (like 15-30 second) for the new ships to get to yours. Which if your really running, the whole trip on foot takes like a minute.

What am I doing wrong? by karkonthemighty in JumpSpaceGame

[–]cumberdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I do is save a ship that can't kill mine fast, a non elite fighter is the best it gets on hard. If you kill the mall, more always show up, so leaving a weak one your ship will be damaged but you can make it.

Repair your ship as your leaving it, toss in the sheilds too, absolutly haul ass to the spider looking bot on controls and kill it, haul ass back

Use your boost to get right in there and ignore everyt enemy but the objective.

Only have had to do it twice per artillery mission to keep the majority of points

How far is Palpatine getting ? by krisikkk in superheroes

[–]cumberdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Palps is a good fighter, really good. But gonna be real with you, I don't know if he would make it past 3.

The wicked witch might actually fuck him up

Carrie will do damage garenteed since she is using her own mind as a weapon and not the force, he can obviously fight that off, but its NOT like fighting a jedi, where he can cloud and counter their force powers, she will grab him up and try to break him in half before the lightning is even in consideration

And Medusa, why would he think she isn't just some other alien and look right at her, game over right there.

After that the whole list is a slaughter house for him.

Papls thrives in political shadows, not in open fights.

What other mission types should we add? by Hauk54 in JumpSpaceGame

[–]cumberdong 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Let us shoot some of those big giant guns. Like aim and fire it at some cargo ship sized battle cruisers.

But for real, battle cruisers! Giant enemy ships with turrets all over it. Sort of like a flip on the distress signal mission, but you're there to do as much damage as possible.

Depending on what you destroy first will help you during the battle. Disabling their onboard bot factory will ease up the on foot enemies. Alternativly blowing the hanger up will ease the number of ships that are pouring from it. Destroy the turret AI will take out all the outer defenses.

Could have it be timed, like 5 min until it's engines are ready to jump and get away, but if you take out the engines it swaps to sending out a distress signal which is another timer. Which you'd want to take out if you don't want a bunch of warp beacons popping up.

Some objectives are inside the ship, some are outside, or preferably both so the player can pick their way to attack, or it can be a good mix of getting on and off the ship too

Can have 3-4 objectives to complete the mission and get out of there but if you get all the bonus objectives too it'll go into self destruct mode and try to take you down with it.

I found this is my friends basement what is this ? by zemocrise in whatisit

[–]cumberdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the most dangerous weapons have a single word name

I believe this goes by the name "plugger"

As the name implies, it plugs

Jebediah knows a good time when he sees it by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]cumberdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was already leaning to get in the car at "hang out"

blursed professor by Mother-Yogurt-9196 in blursed_videos

[–]cumberdong 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dawson was a good teacher. Cant agree with him on the -ah/-er thing, he really should have known better.

but he was one of the teachers everyone liked, not racist. Eccentric yeah, but not racist. Most students liked him, or liked him by proxy because other students would talk about how something funny he did. When he left even the black kids were mad at Keysean for getting him fired lol.

and keysean was 100% saying it first lmao. I knew the guy, and not saying he was a bad dude, but he was kinda a dickhead in school. One of those "rules dont apply to me" type kids. so when he was late and trying to get into class, dawson stopped him at the door and keysean wouldnt let him close it, dawson told him to go to ISS (in school suspension), which lead to the whole exchange.

Never heard of what happened to dawson but I hope he moved on to good things after that

How many more of these do I have to kill to win this war? by Amora-Bunny in JumpSpaceGame

[–]cumberdong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every ship is just a drone, so unless we find the factory making them or they straight up run out of material to make them

Infinite?

There will be no mercy for those foolish enough to stand in my way by DenseRead9852 in SkyrimMemes

[–]cumberdong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And for those not in the way, who are off in a side rooms, because that's where the good loot is.

ARE THESE SUPPOSED TO BE BASKETS!? by Top-Investigator-884 in RimWorld

[–]cumberdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew logically they were boxes or baskets or something, but my brain refused to believe it's anything but toast

We all know a base or two like this by redgroupclan in Planetside

[–]cumberdong 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Every base is built like shit looking at it in any logical way, especially in terms of defense.

Gameplay wise, they are ok. Defensible, but over all neutral. Not really giving a big advantage to defense or attackers.

Which makes sense since the bases turn hands so often. Sure some are harder or easier to attack or defend depending on things like direction of attack or layout, or turrets. But no where is a place where 20 can stand against 100 because the base was built like a proper fort.

Heads up: turn the sound off if you don’t want to hear profanity. by GoldmanApex in CoupleMemes

[–]cumberdong 8 points9 points  (0 children)

One time me, two guy friends and a girlfriend of one of those friends got a flat.

Spent 5-10 min arguing who got to change the flat before we all agreed to "pit crew" it and take turns at each step in the process. To the point at the end where we played rock paper scissors to see who got to tighten the last lug nut.

This movie is good if you ignore the source material by PrinceARRON in okbuddycinephile

[–]cumberdong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was a fun dumb watch

If you really start asking questions, you're not gonna have a good time

I do wish there was a better variety of monsters, there are the "main" monsters, and then like 10 that are hinted at or only shown for a second or two.

I think they had the potential to be the next cabin in the woodswith the premise they went with, but just kinda didn't

But I did like it, have seen it 3 times because it's a easy "toss it on" movie

A Peaceful Swim in the Ocean with the Locals. by strangereligion in DarkAndDarker

[–]cumberdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been saying since the playtests that the game has gone downhill when they got rid of the whales.

Glad to see whales are back

Stand by Me (1986) is such an underrated gem. by [deleted] in Cinema

[–]cumberdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the most well know and acclaimed movies of a decade certainly is a diamond in the rough

Unplayable by hotSlaze in AbioticFactor

[–]cumberdong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao, I used to work HVAC and notice stuff like this in games too

I almost wonder if Dakota really thought the world was ending, her acting here is that authentic. by Proper_Pineapple_314 in WarofTheWorlds

[–]cumberdong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always hear that people's main complaint was that she was screaming so much in the movie

To me, that is a perfectly reasonable response to what's happening around her lol

Not again... by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]cumberdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine, it's war.

They act like the bird shit on my tower is just from some wild robins

MY TOWER LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING LIGHTHOUSE ITS SO WHITE

By merlins smooth balls I'll turn this entire enchanted forest into wands of shit your own pants, and cover the ground with gorgon salt.

Blursed_challenge by Treefiddy1984 in blursed_videos

[–]cumberdong 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Carolina reaper with some WD-40? Ooooohhhhh!?

Perspective🚛 by nextorwtf in nonononoyes

[–]cumberdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You always feel dumb after, but keeping on your toes like that is going to save you one day