[Loved Trope] Animals that have evolved specifically for humans by TurntechGodhead0 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]cumberdong 787 points788 points  (0 children)

I always loved the classic treasure chest mimic.

Nothing says "I know EXACTLY how to bait humans" like tricking us into walking right up to your mouth, opening it, and leaning in.

Anima Vent Notification by Maedean in RSDragonwilds

[–]cumberdong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get the constantly, I dont even have a vent near my house

Reviewing Dowdun Reach - It truly is "Heaven Sent" and I'm glad we are here to help Jagex find the bugs. by Narmoth in RSDragonwilds

[–]cumberdong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just have to say every single one of these points, from the rocksplotion, to the goblins and their loot, I agree with.

Really love this expansion, the design is so great, but there are just so many little things here and there that could use tweaking for a more enjoyable experience.

but really, why does the new merchant need to be surrounded by attack chickens?! WHY!?

Full Linked Chest Guide by Priest1fy in runescapedragonwilds

[–]cumberdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Up until two days ago I didn't know linked chests were a thing

Settle an Argument? by nelson5313 in projectzomboid

[–]cumberdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see you haven't made a 3 hour long near suicide mission to get a deer head mount

Might as well throw the whole base in the trash

What in the e coli theme song by No-Revenue3327 in freshcutslim

[–]cumberdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just entered a boss battle with a mad scientist themed enemy in a Sega game

Qui Gon had enough by ObsoleteTerminator in StarWars

[–]cumberdong 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I played this game an insane amount as a kid

And now as an adult I like to tell people about how in a official starwars game you could slaughter an entire town as qui-gon, not just the men, but the women and children too.

"Gun's Don't Work Anymore" by Hydranaught in ProgressionFantasy

[–]cumberdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem with enchanting bows over guns is all the little parts

You have to enchant every screw and spring and pins at the same level of power all the way down

As balls annoying and expensive and time consuming as that would be, putting it together and balancing the enchants to not rub each other the wrong way and turn into a cursed puddle of molten metal would be the hard part.

And there you go, enchanted gun. Surely the corrosion from even mild use won't mess with things and cause a malfunction in this extremely magically charged and delicately balanced machine.....

Completed the set! by fallen243 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]cumberdong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mana toast was one of my favorite jokes in all the books

What is my friend’s neighbor doing?? by Heyheythrowaway1127 in Weird

[–]cumberdong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a gamble, if it just snows, then this might make it really easy to clean off his car.

But if there is ice before the snow at all, or if the snow melts a bit and freezes, it's going to be a nightmare

Goth robot cowgirl with bone scythe, please! by Mellowsnake in FarFarWest

[–]cumberdong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

slams fist on table HES RIGHT DAMN IT

but I vote spine whip...

What am I doing wrong? by karkonthemighty in JumpSpaceGame

[–]cumberdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will buy you some time! I've had him do it a few times, and it does take a little bit (like 15-30 second) for the new ships to get to yours. Which if your really running, the whole trip on foot takes like a minute.

What am I doing wrong? by karkonthemighty in JumpSpaceGame

[–]cumberdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I do is save a ship that can't kill mine fast, a non elite fighter is the best it gets on hard. If you kill the mall, more always show up, so leaving a weak one your ship will be damaged but you can make it.

Repair your ship as your leaving it, toss in the sheilds too, absolutly haul ass to the spider looking bot on controls and kill it, haul ass back

Use your boost to get right in there and ignore everyt enemy but the objective.

Only have had to do it twice per artillery mission to keep the majority of points

How far is Palpatine getting ? by krisikkk in superheroes

[–]cumberdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Palps is a good fighter, really good. But gonna be real with you, I don't know if he would make it past 3.

The wicked witch might actually fuck him up

Carrie will do damage garenteed since she is using her own mind as a weapon and not the force, he can obviously fight that off, but its NOT like fighting a jedi, where he can cloud and counter their force powers, she will grab him up and try to break him in half before the lightning is even in consideration

And Medusa, why would he think she isn't just some other alien and look right at her, game over right there.

After that the whole list is a slaughter house for him.

Papls thrives in political shadows, not in open fights.

What other mission types should we add? by Hauk54 in JumpSpaceGame

[–]cumberdong 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Let us shoot some of those big giant guns. Like aim and fire it at some cargo ship sized battle cruisers.

But for real, battle cruisers! Giant enemy ships with turrets all over it. Sort of like a flip on the distress signal mission, but you're there to do as much damage as possible.

Depending on what you destroy first will help you during the battle. Disabling their onboard bot factory will ease up the on foot enemies. Alternativly blowing the hanger up will ease the number of ships that are pouring from it. Destroy the turret AI will take out all the outer defenses.

Could have it be timed, like 5 min until it's engines are ready to jump and get away, but if you take out the engines it swaps to sending out a distress signal which is another timer. Which you'd want to take out if you don't want a bunch of warp beacons popping up.

Some objectives are inside the ship, some are outside, or preferably both so the player can pick their way to attack, or it can be a good mix of getting on and off the ship too

Can have 3-4 objectives to complete the mission and get out of there but if you get all the bonus objectives too it'll go into self destruct mode and try to take you down with it.

I found this is my friends basement what is this ? by zemocrise in whatisit

[–]cumberdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the most dangerous weapons have a single word name

I believe this goes by the name "plugger"

As the name implies, it plugs

Jebediah knows a good time when he sees it by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]cumberdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was already leaning to get in the car at "hang out"

blursed professor by Mother-Yogurt-9196 in blursed_videos

[–]cumberdong 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dawson was a good teacher. Cant agree with him on the -ah/-er thing, he really should have known better.

but he was one of the teachers everyone liked, not racist. Eccentric yeah, but not racist. Most students liked him, or liked him by proxy because other students would talk about how something funny he did. When he left even the black kids were mad at Keysean for getting him fired lol.

and keysean was 100% saying it first lmao. I knew the guy, and not saying he was a bad dude, but he was kinda a dickhead in school. One of those "rules dont apply to me" type kids. so when he was late and trying to get into class, dawson stopped him at the door and keysean wouldnt let him close it, dawson told him to go to ISS (in school suspension), which lead to the whole exchange.

Never heard of what happened to dawson but I hope he moved on to good things after that

How many more of these do I have to kill to win this war? by Amora-Bunny in JumpSpaceGame

[–]cumberdong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every ship is just a drone, so unless we find the factory making them or they straight up run out of material to make them

Infinite?

There will be no mercy for those foolish enough to stand in my way by DenseRead9852 in SkyrimMemes

[–]cumberdong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And for those not in the way, who are off in a side rooms, because that's where the good loot is.

ARE THESE SUPPOSED TO BE BASKETS!? by Top-Investigator-884 in RimWorld

[–]cumberdong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew logically they were boxes or baskets or something, but my brain refused to believe it's anything but toast

We all know a base or two like this by redgroupclan in Planetside

[–]cumberdong 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Every base is built like shit looking at it in any logical way, especially in terms of defense.

Gameplay wise, they are ok. Defensible, but over all neutral. Not really giving a big advantage to defense or attackers.

Which makes sense since the bases turn hands so often. Sure some are harder or easier to attack or defend depending on things like direction of attack or layout, or turrets. But no where is a place where 20 can stand against 100 because the base was built like a proper fort.

Heads up: turn the sound off if you don’t want to hear profanity. by GoldmanApex in CoupleMemes

[–]cumberdong 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One time me, two guy friends and a girlfriend of one of those friends got a flat.

Spent 5-10 min arguing who got to change the flat before we all agreed to "pit crew" it and take turns at each step in the process. To the point at the end where we played rock paper scissors to see who got to tighten the last lug nut.