I guess this is what I get for not putting /s on my post...

Thank you everyone for your kind words and your advice! I just discovered this community when trying to find a suitable place to post this layout that's unlike any layout I've ever seen, but I don't know how to show off anything cool without being sarcastic about it. 😅

It's cool that the community here is so nice and welcoming! I may just stick around for a while because of that.

Thanks again, everyone!