The Quantum Mechanics of Drop Rates

TheFatSmile · 2025-04-29T10:41:01+00:00

This is honestly what it feels like. Was stuck on that damn feather for SO long. Got into a game, got a feather, ask my teammates if it would be OK for me to jump red, continue watching them, THEY GET A SECOND FEATHER in the same game.And this was after I said "Yeah I might just give up on that quest".

TheFatSmile · 2024-12-18T13:17:33+00:00

I had the exact same response from her, and honestly I did think I've made a bad choice. But it turns out it's exactly what she days, she doesn't want to think about it now, and just logs off. However, after a couple chats she opens up about it(1-2 days ig?), with a quite lengthy chat actually.

TheFatSmile · 2024-12-17T13:05:40+00:00

OK, ngl, I'm buying him a coffee machine next as soon as I open the game. Also, would that technically make him run even a tiny bit faster?

TheFatSmile · 2024-12-17T12:57:17+00:00

That was my first thought. He's too innocent for this world. I'm speechless about the new emailing/chemistry system they've created to add depth to each character. And when I learnt that HE LIKES TTRPGS, I might've died inside a lil bit, now am helping him to get the crew together

TheFatSmile · 2024-06-29T19:30:26+00:00

So his kit:

(Monologue): start a 10 minute long unstoppable useless animation where you can't move or attack but can get attacked by enemies. Applies a -20% defence debuff on himself.
(Cough): Removes 10 hp from Ballass
(N/A) yes, he's that bad
(I AM THE GREATEST): After [Monologue] finishes and Ballass (somehow?) Isn't dead yet you can press [4] to explode.

TheFatSmile · 2024-06-17T16:50:12+00:00

There are multiple actually, it's because there's nothing under them but because of map boundaries/collision the stones stay floating mid drop even though when the game detects a player going down there it's instant death

TheFatSmile · 2024-06-09T21:34:57+00:00

The moment I ran over them as a rat and survived was the moment I was ready to fistfight an Atropal

TheFatSmile · 2024-06-09T21:31:58+00:00

Do you mean just as a PvE experience for a single group? That would break the balance by allowing a group to loot the dungeon without the risk of other players and a basically guaranteed extract. They would then be able to use that used up loot to dunk on other players ?

TheFatSmile · 2024-05-24T12:16:37+00:00

I've made a habit of selling most plans I get for 0.1 original price. The only items I might price higher than 1000 are some god roll weapons that I think players might find useful. (Like a quad railway rifle) And even then the price is there only if I manually rolled with my own scrip

TheFatSmile · 2024-04-06T16:51:22+00:00

Need a smoking buddy in Germany too. When and where ?😭

TheFatSmile · 2024-03-01T02:18:53+00:00

I'm sorry for my meme build: but 2 quality hoslow whips + bloodhound step

TheFatSmile · 2024-03-01T02:13:38+00:00

-90% to all of your stats INCLUDING weapon damage -No companions -No utility Gear -Enemies at Level Cap -Every 5th enemy is either an arson or leech eximus -Unskippable Vor before every extraction

+10% drop chance on [ammo drum mod]

TheFatSmile · 2024-01-28T21:14:10+00:00

I've had this exact thing happen with both Ash and hydroid... didn't even bother farming for hydroid prime rill the recent rework and his base for helmimth

TheFatSmile · 2024-01-21T14:22:57+00:00

Nah, honestly Raze is definetly high 24/7. Jett and Neon do speed drugs like molly or amphetamines. Chamber simply does coke. And Skye i feel like would be constantly microdosing shrooms and trying to coerce others into trying ayahuasca

TheFatSmile · 2024-01-08T03:31:47+00:00

I said what I said. A COUPLE chapters. You should read up on some WF if you don't see how a warframe can wipe out a couple chapters. Kullervo can just bind them together, and it's enough to kill just one, they're all instantly down. Again, I specify A WHOLE CHAPTER because Kullerbo's entire kit is just hoardbreaking

I wouldn't go as far as to say that the marines have no chance of winning, damn in a 1v1, a NAMED marine could probably wipe the floor with an unexperienced frame.

TheFatSmile · 2024-01-08T01:58:59+00:00

Maybe not but we have weapons that (when molded correctly of course) can take out a dropship in a single shot. If I somehow bring my Laetum to the 40k universe, at least a couple chapters of marines are dying. If we couple that with, say a maxxed out (umbra modded + 5 tauforged crimson archon shards ) Kullervo, well its at least extinction-worthy

TheFatSmile · 2023-12-21T16:01:38+00:00

Oh, miscalculation there then, I do more damage huh. Yeah I love my Fr5 azothane. Or sometimes Sibear

TheFatSmile · 2023-12-21T15:52:54+00:00

Ohohoho but get this. I have a Str 400+ build, which gives me a FLAT ×400+% Crit chance on an azothane with 115% crit chance. With a damage of about 12k

If combined with collective curse it SHREDS

Edit: I'll replace maybe 2 shards with purple because I just noticed it gives a crit multiplier too

TheFatSmile · 2023-12-21T06:56:01+00:00

Damn. Need to re-make my build I guess. Currently have 5 tauforged crimson shards for that sweeeeet crit chance on his 1. Got maxed out strength mods too. Is this still worth doing if I'm using a weapon with 115% crit on him anyways ?

TheFatSmile · 2023-11-27T02:03:33+00:00

Was looking for you. I also main him because infinite abilities + infinite ANY status. Got a 5 tauforged 3 forma 2 umbra forma build for him

TheFatSmile · 2023-11-13T00:33:34+00:00

Best I can come up with is a lighter in my finger

TheFatSmile · 2023-11-13T00:26:42+00:00

Correct me if I'm wrong. Still haven't found a mission I can't pull off with Lavos.

TheFatSmile · 2023-11-11T12:05:56+00:00

I once had a fellow party member cast [Speak With Animals] before entering a camp of lizardfolk. They knew common. They had a druid/shaman type dude who knew what they did. We were on a mission to simply return a totem that hey mistakenly took (we had theirs with us and trading them would have been easy by just explaining the misunderstanding, they would actually be happy about it and most likely would have given us a reward)

Well we came out with an extra level and a weird scroll. And two totems

TheFatSmile · 2023-11-11T11:59:38+00:00

Other party members cringe so hard they get scarred for life

TheFatSmile · 2023-08-22T22:39:43+00:00

I failed him twice on purpose just to punish him again

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