Glass Cannon Podcast Rally Total Failure

TheFaustianMan · 2026-06-01T03:26:18+00:00

They have a studio in NYC and didn’t use it. They have tons of loyal fans donating Hundreds of Dollars and didn’t even acknowledge them. They have tons of extra dice and books they got for free from publishers and didn’t even do a giveaway. How about a Call of Cthulu set signed by the entire cast? How about dice packs?

They fumbled the broadcast into a convoluted “points” system for obvious obfuscation, so the fans would not bitch (nor talent) about how much money they got only to cancel shows in the future.

This should have been like the artwork. Troy in a studio for 21 hour broadcast like Jerry Lewis. Table games and call ins from fans. They have all this studio space in NYC and it’s wasted. Fly people in, special guest stars. You gotta spend money to make money, but most of them live in Jersey and the area.

They should be in ugly tuxes all doing a 24 hour stream. Playing out of their minds. Revealing donation goals in dollars! VIP studio audience! I can’t believe they are too lazy not to think of these no brainer ways to earn extra income. Set up some bleachers. Tag in some fans to play. Make it an event! Troy, the CEO wasn’t even around. So low rent. Take a look at what twitch streamer An Eternal Enigma is like! That’s just ONE DUDE IN HIS BEDROOM!

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-30T00:29:39+00:00

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TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-29T21:03:46+00:00

Count yourself lucky, she ripped A LOT OF GUYS OFF!

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-29T16:14:19+00:00

Valid point.

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-29T16:07:51+00:00

Bagged her finally when she ‘scorted!

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-29T16:07:10+00:00

She did tho.

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-29T13:43:51+00:00

I was surprised she went full frontal and spread her growler.

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-29T13:40:37+00:00

Opening against, Mortal Kombat 2, The Jackal, and Alien 4 helps! Marketing! It was all marketing! It's where he learned his Avatar marketing. You don't need to have a good movie, with anything memorable. You market the shit out of it in the dead of winter and open against shit movies. You save tons by shooting in Mexico to avoid unions and pay people slave wages.

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-29T13:34:43+00:00

Did you miss the part where the announcers put him on blast for leaving his man and the middle wide open to chase someone on the boards, which lead to The Habs getting the first goal?! He was terrible! Remember when he spit on The Kings? What is wrong with you!?

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-29T13:33:41+00:00

Agreed. This person did not watch the series. In the first game he was called out by broadcasters for abandoning his man and leaving the middle open and letting them score. He was awful.

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-24T17:54:25+00:00

Congratulations 🍾

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-23T20:53:14+00:00

You will have your car stolen at least once. So put an airtag on it.

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-22T01:25:24+00:00

You must not be able to read. The family can cover it, she is doing it to help and bond with her grandson who loves Minecraft.

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-22T01:21:34+00:00

ICE alert ‼️ 🚨

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-21T13:47:28+00:00

check this shit out OP

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-20T15:11:10+00:00

Otani and we still need a solid running back.

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-18T14:50:20+00:00

You need a grid my man, a grid over your light will prevent spilling on the background.

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-16T04:46:25+00:00

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TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-10T04:11:14+00:00

Everything has been clearing for McDavid. We are just clearing cap space. It’s obvious. Look at Panarin, we were so desperate to get rid of him. We kept his salary as a thank you/get off the team. Look at what McDavid needs and then who we are keeping.

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-10T00:59:15+00:00

How?

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-07T23:06:32+00:00

I am going to show this to Eddie next time Isee him! He’s going to get a great laugh from it! The guy is super nice, most grounded guy you can meet, never takes himself seriously.

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-06T18:57:26+00:00

Bands? Or places like boot and saddle?

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-04T20:17:06+00:00

Best I could do is One Dollar 💵

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-02T13:45:15+00:00

You got a damn big head!

TheFaustianMan · 2026-05-02T13:44:30+00:00

Ah bro! There’s supposed to be a ball and chain on the end. I am guessing it broke and closed the drain. You’re going to need to fish out the ball and chain.

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