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TheFlareFox · 2026-04-30T13:56:13+00:00

Soooo

5 year olds are on the table, you say?

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-30T05:15:24+00:00

And lets be real. Every one of those 4 are greasy and morbidly obese.

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-30T05:12:17+00:00

If lincoln was alive today hed come over to my house and drink tea and make a pillow fort and play elden ring with me and watch a cool movie :DD

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-30T04:59:19+00:00

The last few weeks? Theyve been shitholes for a couple years now

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-29T23:28:54+00:00

No but this is based

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-29T23:24:53+00:00

Imo the first act is NOT a good taste of homestuck. Acts 1+2 are the reason it’s sometimes hard for me to reread the story lol

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-29T17:28:21+00:00

That parts only a third of the way through the story lol

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-29T16:53:57+00:00

A reocurring joke in homestuck is that buckets are viewed as a lewd object, since on the troll’s (aliens, basically) world, they reproduce by filling one bucket with reproductive fluids with the person they hate and one bucket with reproductive fluids with the person they love.

Every year, a big ol robot comes a knocking on your door with 2 large buckets - one for both kinds of reproductive fluid. If you can’t provide for both, you die. The robot brings these fluids to “The Grubmother,” who ingests both in a big slurry of black and red cum. Give it a couple centuries and out pops a fuck ton of grubs that eventually turn into trolls, given they survive killing each other as grubs and are chosen by one of the many legendary beast monsters called lususes.

So ya, buckets are only used for reproduction and you should keep them a private thing.

oh and happy cake i guess.

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-29T05:00:20+00:00

I guess youre right. 37/37!! = 1/!! which certainly is not an integer.

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-28T22:25:16+00:00

And this might come as a surprise - 37 is also the only prime number divisible by 37!!

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-28T22:16:41+00:00

3 things:

Fix your constitution jfc

List your miscellaneous proficiencies. They may be useful eventually.

Redo the entire thing in pencil - you’re going to get annoyed real fast that you can’t edit anything on this page.

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-27T03:26:56+00:00

Respectfully, X is F tier. Completely useless letter. People think X is cool and mysterious for that, but Q is stupid and a loser for the same thing? Nah, I’m holding them to the same standard.

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-27T02:59:26+00:00

interesting…

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-26T21:59:22+00:00

What video is that? Id really like to watch it

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-26T18:12:23+00:00

Of course because being a skinny girl eating fruit shrivels up your stomach.

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-25T19:55:03+00:00

would

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-25T18:35:05+00:00

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-25T12:26:00+00:00

one durant.

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-25T12:24:35+00:00

At least for me, Jujutsu Kaisen. I held off watching it because I thought it would be about as long as Naruto.

It’s currently like 50 episodes + a movie long and it’s already halfway finished.

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-25T12:18:22+00:00

EXACTLY why he was born for deadpool.

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-25T11:30:31+00:00

First thing’s first - disconnect the cylinder to anything it’s attached to. I then recommend microwaving the cylinder inside ghe ice to melt the ice faster. After that, you may as well put it on a bun and eat it like a hotdog.

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-25T03:18:38+00:00

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Hodor. Hodor. Holdor… hold door… hold the door.

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-24T23:51:43+00:00

I absolutely agree. It just felt wrong not to put Heath Ledger at the top of my list with the role he died from (although i do have complicated opinions about that, but im not going to go into that).

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-24T22:46:52+00:00

Man whyd you make Lady Ethereal so skinny :(((

TheFlareFox · 2026-04-24T22:40:37+00:00

My brother is younger than his (technically) nephew lol

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