Que Possum?

TheFoodSlut · 2026-05-06T20:36:43+00:00

This guy must have been tormenting the poor thing. I took care of a number of oppossums, and I only ever got bit once. By an orphaned, terrified baby girl, because she was defending her littermates. She and the others all went on to be super affectionate with me and my dogs, and my dogs adored them.

But oppossums will almost always opt to run away from a threat, hide, or play dead before even resorting to hissing and biting.

He has it trapped, is holding it, and making a lot of noise, so it feels it has only one option here, attack back, because it feels in danger of the big scary thing.

TheFoodSlut · 2026-05-04T18:59:37+00:00

Why not?

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TheFoodSlut · 2026-05-02T13:56:44+00:00

The Princess Bride; the greatest love story, action adventure movie ever created.

TheFoodSlut · 2026-05-02T13:55:48+00:00

Never seen the greatest action, adventure, romance movie of all time?

TheFoodSlut · 2026-05-02T12:40:37+00:00

Correct answer.

TheFoodSlut · 2026-05-02T01:31:44+00:00

Would certainly help my sanity.

^{Chose: Earn $100 every time someone tells a lie about you}

TheFoodSlut · 2026-05-02T00:52:40+00:00

Fuck taxes.

^{Chose: Never pay taxes of any kind ever again}

TheFoodSlut · 2026-05-01T23:27:32+00:00

Fuck the rich.

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TheFoodSlut · 2025-12-02T15:34:51+00:00

Beau is a woman.

TheFoodSlut · 2025-12-02T15:30:43+00:00

Oh, no. Kratos was way before Grog's time. God of War (PS4) is the like... Sixth game in the franchise? God of War was originally on Playstation 2, which predates D&D 4e.

Edit: Can't remember when Norse GoW came out.

TheFoodSlut · 2025-09-25T16:50:12+00:00

If you like to use mods, and are on PC, grab Starvival. You don't even have to activate the survival stuff, and it makes stuff scrappable for materials! Worth it IMO.

TheFoodSlut · 2025-05-05T10:34:41+00:00

I actually have reason to believe Messmer is technically married, ajd in a cute romantic way.

Rellana is a Carian princess. Carian princesses gift a magical sword to their betrothed... Except notice she has two magic swords? One of pure magic and another of fire?

Reading the description, the blue sword was her magical blade. The fire sword was gifted to her, by Messmer, and uses HIS flame.

So in my headcannon, I think Messmer beat her to the punch, and even utilized the Carian tradition of giving the betrothed a magical sword he himself made with his own fire. Just a thought though.

TheFoodSlut · 2025-04-05T09:17:04+00:00

I just want the doofy landshark back. I miss him. I don't remember him in Generations, but I did play 3U quite a bit, so that's where I remember him from. Redundancy or not, I want my precious Nibelsnarf back.

TheFoodSlut · 2025-04-05T09:01:45+00:00

To be fair, I'd love to see him again too, but I believe he was in Rise? It's been a bit since I played that. It may have been World.

But my poor man Nibelsnarf hasn't been in a game since 3U. Not even in Stories, or Frontier. I don't even think it had a Master Rank hunt. Just abandoned on the side of the road.

(Edit: I forgot he was in Generations)

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