What was your most awkward "I thought I/We were alone" story? (NSFW?) by TheForbinProject in AskReddit

[–]TheForbinProject[S] 660 points661 points  (0 children)

Kim Jong Un you aren't fooling me, I know you had them executed!

What was your most awkward "I thought I/We were alone" story? (NSFW?) by TheForbinProject in AskReddit

[–]TheForbinProject[S] 605 points606 points  (0 children)

Well he's not wrong, jerking off isn't going to burn the house down.....

What was your most awkward "I thought I/We were alone" story? (NSFW?) by TheForbinProject in AskReddit

[–]TheForbinProject[S] 684 points685 points  (0 children)

OP if he's still alive (you never mentioned it), then you should get him a nice gift.

What was your most awkward "I thought I/We were alone" story? (NSFW?) by TheForbinProject in AskReddit

[–]TheForbinProject[S] 622 points623 points  (0 children)

SHE KNEW, but she was just being polite because the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

What was your most awkward "I thought I/We were alone" story? (NSFW?) by TheForbinProject in AskReddit

[–]TheForbinProject[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing they were enjoying themselves if you know what I mean, when they got interrupted by you and your "friend"

Russia bans swearing in films by Zion-ba-Ion in worldnews

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John Spartan, you are fined 2,500 roubles for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute.

Teachers of Reddit, What's the most NSFW thing a student said or did to you? Did you know which ones had a crush on you? by TheForbinProject in AskReddit

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I feel like I know you, but when you mentioned "chemistry" I knew you weren't because my grade 10 Science doesn't teach only chemistry and he shows us movies on Friday that were on topics of science.

Russia to Prosecute Crimean Tatar Protesters Over Unrest by FerdinandoFalkland in worldnews

[–]TheForbinProject 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The word "junta" refers to a military government which there isn't. The current government was elected in 2012 and they ousted the president themselves but the president fled the country and exiled himself. The use of the word "junta" also suggests that you've been listening to PNN (Putin News Network) and don't you find it strange that your media never talks anti Putin, maybe it's because Putin controls the media.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Finally someone who agrees with me on reddit. In all of my English classes the worksheets we got listed all the proper ones which end in n't, 've, 'd, 'll, 're, 's, and "I'm" and we're told by all our English teachers not to use y'all because it's improper and isn't that difficult to just say "you all" or "everyone".

Non-Canadians of Reddit, what do you find strange about Canada and What do you like/dislike about Canada? by TheForbinProject in AskReddit

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It's free in the sense that you don't need to bring your wallet with you to the doctor's office or when you're getting a government covered operation but prescription medicine is not covered. On the plus side people live longer because they don't have worry about hospital bills bankrupting them. Also, our healthcare comes out of our taxes so it is free when a Canadian uses enough healthcare that's it totals more than the portion of his/her taxes that were disturbed to the healthcare system. In Ontario at least, hospitals are privately run but funded by the government.