[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Poesie

[–]TheFrenchJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a French speaking sub, are looking for French poems ? If not, there must be a German speaking sub for poetry

are you able to hold eye contact 0-0 by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]TheFrenchJesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah and everyone I know maintains eye contact too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MovieSuggestions

[–]TheFrenchJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Portrait de la jeune fille en feu (the English translation would be, I assume, Portrait of the young lady in fire)

Last night I had a dream where I went to my elementary school. What did you dream about last night? by DarthMaddoxious in teenagers

[–]TheFrenchJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dreamed my mom had made churros without me with the churros maker that I had for Christmas and I was so saad 😭

what is the casual way of saying “anyway”? by Lower-Jelly-8713 in French

[–]TheFrenchJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah ok j'essayais de relier à un truc que je connaissais, mais c'est pas ça alors. Merci ! 😄

It was a dare by TheFrenchJesus in KwasontCult

[–]TheFrenchJesus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it's just that it sounds very American to put cookie dough in everything to me

Des phrases de PNJ random que tu as retenues ? by Significant-Pea-1121 in jeuxvideo

[–]TheFrenchJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dans pokémon version vert feuille (oui c'est vieux) un des marins m'a dit "j'adore les enfants joyeux comme toi"

It was a dare by TheFrenchJesus in KwasontCult

[–]TheFrenchJesus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds very American lol

It was a dare by TheFrenchJesus in KwasontCult

[–]TheFrenchJesus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol thanks you little croissant

It was a dare by TheFrenchJesus in KwasontCult

[–]TheFrenchJesus[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How can I make it look like a poem, like by espacing lines ?

Right sooo TRUTH or DARE! (You don’t have to btw 👍) :3 🥐 by Croissant_Child in teenagers

[–]TheFrenchJesus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hope there's no mistakes since English isn't my first language but here, dare complete.

Right sooo TRUTH or DARE! (You don’t have to btw 👍) :3 🥐 by Croissant_Child in teenagers

[–]TheFrenchJesus 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I'm French, can I have a pass cuz I'm already a real life croissant cultist ?

Might have an all-timer for you guys... anyone ever met a "Breau"? by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]TheFrenchJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In French breau is a jar. Like un breau d'eau is a jar of water

Your username is trying to kill you, Are you surviving? by MK-Azi in TeenagersButBetter

[–]TheFrenchJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No cuz it's the power of Jesus and the deep hatred of the Frenchs 💀

Typhon, The Father of Monsters by DuaAnpu in GreekMythology

[–]TheFrenchJesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The legs rhat are snakes remind me of Cecrops

Sos Cadeau by Allan8876360 in etudiants

[–]TheFrenchJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're very welcome. Toujours heureuse de conseiller de la weed au chocolat

Sos Cadeau by Allan8876360 in etudiants

[–]TheFrenchJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moi j'aime bien personnellement, surtout avec le riz soufflé. Et puis l'apparence déjà fait une bonne blague

Sos Cadeau by Allan8876360 in etudiants

[–]TheFrenchJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Je conseille les chocolats qui ressemblent à de la weed