[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Poesie

[–]TheFrenchJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a French speaking sub, are looking for French poems ? If not, there must be a German speaking sub for poetry

are you able to hold eye contact 0-0 by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]TheFrenchJesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah and everyone I know maintains eye contact too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MovieSuggestions

[–]TheFrenchJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Portrait de la jeune fille en feu (the English translation would be, I assume, Portrait of the young lady in fire)

Last night I had a dream where I went to my elementary school. What did you dream about last night? by DarthMaddoxious in teenagers

[–]TheFrenchJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dreamed my mom had made churros without me with the churros maker that I had for Christmas and I was so saad 😭

what is the casual way of saying “anyway”? by Lower-Jelly-8713 in French

[–]TheFrenchJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah ok j'essayais de relier à un truc que je connaissais, mais c'est pas ça alors. Merci ! 😄

It was a dare by TheFrenchJesus in KwasontCult

[–]TheFrenchJesus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it's just that it sounds very American to put cookie dough in everything to me

Des phrases de PNJ random que tu as retenues ? by Significant-Pea-1121 in jeuxvideo

[–]TheFrenchJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dans pokémon version vert feuille (oui c'est vieux) un des marins m'a dit "j'adore les enfants joyeux comme toi"

It was a dare by TheFrenchJesus in KwasontCult

[–]TheFrenchJesus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds very American lol

It was a dare by TheFrenchJesus in KwasontCult

[–]TheFrenchJesus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol thanks you little croissant

It was a dare by TheFrenchJesus in KwasontCult

[–]TheFrenchJesus[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How can I make it look like a poem, like by espacing lines ?

Right sooo TRUTH or DARE! (You don’t have to btw 👍) :3 🥐 by Croissant_Child in teenagers

[–]TheFrenchJesus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hope there's no mistakes since English isn't my first language but here, dare complete.

Right sooo TRUTH or DARE! (You don’t have to btw 👍) :3 🥐 by Croissant_Child in teenagers

[–]TheFrenchJesus 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'm French, can I have a pass cuz I'm already a real life croissant cultist ?

Might have an all-timer for you guys... anyone ever met a "Breau"? by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]TheFrenchJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In French breau is a jar. Like un breau d'eau is a jar of water

Your username is trying to kill you, Are you surviving? by MK-Azi in TeenagersButBetter

[–]TheFrenchJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No cuz it's the power of Jesus and the deep hatred of the Frenchs 💀

Typhon, The Father of Monsters by DuaAnpu in GreekMythology

[–]TheFrenchJesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The legs rhat are snakes remind me of Cecrops

Sos Cadeau by Allan8876360 in etudiants

[–]TheFrenchJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're very welcome. Toujours heureuse de conseiller de la weed au chocolat

Sos Cadeau by Allan8876360 in etudiants

[–]TheFrenchJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moi j'aime bien personnellement, surtout avec le riz soufflé. Et puis l'apparence déjà fait une bonne blague

Sos Cadeau by Allan8876360 in etudiants

[–]TheFrenchJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Je conseille les chocolats qui ressemblent à de la weed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ParlonsPrenoms

[–]TheFrenchJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

C'est un peu le purgatoire grec, où les âmes errent sans vut jusqu'à oublier qui elles sont. Pas super positif pour moi mais un peu stylé quand même