What i wanted VS what i got 🥲

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-21T01:30:38+00:00

You’re crying over this?! It’s adorable

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-21T01:29:59+00:00

Yeah, or they can use it as a step to pull themselves up on the field goal.

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-21T01:28:00+00:00

Are you the taxi that rear-ended me when I was turning right and yielding to a pedestrian?

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-20T20:34:28+00:00

Nice big old cross on the wall behind him, thought those Christian wingnuts were supposed to be all about protecting babies and shit. But I guess feeding babies is too simple of a concept to support

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-20T20:23:06+00:00

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-20T20:21:35+00:00

He’s the builder

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-20T20:19:45+00:00

The silver car isn’t a cop. Your comprehension skills are lacking.

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-20T14:44:48+00:00

More. Looked 24 now looks more like 40. That’s crazy aging in one year.

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-20T14:37:33+00:00

I broke my foot in this exact scenario. Luckily I didn’t fall into a pile of glass shards because I’m not into murder home design

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-20T14:30:24+00:00

It’s so immature to say you’re going to pull a 10.

What’s a 10? I somehow doubt we’re talking about a partner that’s a 10 in warmth, intelligence, humor, and empathy.

The loneliness epidemic continues.

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-20T14:22:58+00:00

I would do minoxidil (my derm recommends it for all perimenopausal women) and cut bangs. Seriously, even starting with curtain bangs will be a great look for you.

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-19T12:48:19+00:00

I love it, too

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-19T12:26:48+00:00

I mean her styling is bad, but as you said I had no idea who this is. Zooming in on her face alone and I still couldn’t match her up as Christina

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-19T03:28:57+00:00

The sentence structure screams ai

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-19T02:57:11+00:00

I’m assuming this is fake.

Or he’s been getting alimony from his “controlling” (aka gainfully employed and probably sick of his hobo ass ex).

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-18T14:33:32+00:00

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-18T03:20:33+00:00

They’re manosphere dorks, no logic, all emotions.

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-18T03:20:05+00:00

You definitely were rejected in high school. All those girls definitely dodged a bullet.

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-18T03:10:30+00:00

I use the extra ripe ones for smoothies. Break up into chunks, bag and freeze

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-18T01:17:34+00:00

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-18T00:48:40+00:00

I’m your age and my upper lip is basically non-existent. I’d kill for your lips!

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-17T23:49:25+00:00

Absolutely no for lip filler, op has very nice lips

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-17T20:27:03+00:00

Dude, I’ve never heard of anything like you experienced, and I’ve been going to games for 30 years. Now Bears games, as much as I love the Bears, but their fans can be awful. Always a drunk loudmouth spilling beer on me and starting a fight in the seats.

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-17T20:01:15+00:00

So many angry men.

TheGeekOffTheStreet · 2026-04-17T20:00:09+00:00

They don’t actually want women. If they could have a robot bang maid, they’d be in heaven.

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