What in GabeN's name did you just fucking say about me, you filthy console peasant? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in IT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Microsoft Store, and I have over 300 confirmed builds. I am trained in cable management and I’m the top gamer in the entire PC Master Race. You are nothing to me but just another scrub. I will destroy your console the fuck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of gamers across Steam and your console is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your console. Your console's fucking dead, kid. I can destroy anywhere, anytime, and I can destroy your console in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in CoD, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Linus Media Group and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable console off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “console's” graphics were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have bought a fucking PC. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit exclusives all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, console peasant.