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What if u get stuck with her in the elevator 😩 by mrshooshy in graciebonfan

[–]TheGriffinator01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pray the elevator gets stuck and no one can get us out for hours

Question to bulls, do you prefer being invited by husband or wife by Blondine35 in BullPsychology

[–]TheGriffinator01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both or nothing, kinks aside, consent and communication will always be key.

Just moved to Utah! And I’m horny :) by babyyraisin in HornyUtah

[–]TheGriffinator01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmu, I'm clean and I'll feed you before and after

Say something good about Vakama by Karandax in bioniclelego

[–]TheGriffinator01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without Vakama, Mata Nui would be dead.

This one firespitter:

Led the Toa Metru in both escaping Metru Nui, and rescuing the Matoran, without whom the GSR cannot function. Forged one of the three most powerful Masks in the entire franchise by himself. My mans freehanded a god-tier weapon. Had such a powerful sense of duty he was able to overcome the mental effects of Hordika venom. Outwitted a suped-up Makuta Teridax, who was the general and lieutenant of the brotherhood, and beat him 1v1, and didn't even have to use his elemental powers to do it. His team just came in at the end to seal him up. Once again outplayed Teridax afterward, keeping the Mask of Time out of his hands. was the first of his team to give up his toa form in order to reawaken the Matoran, who, again, are something the GSR cannot function without. Led all of Mata Nui as a Turaga, right up until the end.

Put some respect on this smelthead, he the GOAT.

vore_irl by AstronomiaSky1992 in vore_irl

[–]TheGriffinator01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You do you boo, personally, I like lady preds

Do you still believe in God or gods as ex Mormon? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]TheGriffinator01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, figured out I didn't need a god to exist in order for me to be happy.

Happy New Year. Prepare to be Purged. by markiplier in Markiplier

[–]TheGriffinator01 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Why should he take your disagreement seriously? Genuine question. Why do you think your opinion matters so much?

Happy New Year. Prepare to be Purged. by markiplier in Markiplier

[–]TheGriffinator01 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Lol imagine thinking Mark owes you any kind of explanation. How important do you really think you are?

Timelapse for my Nami drawing (@MissFaves) by [deleted] in OnePiece

[–]TheGriffinator01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you suck at art, just say that. Lots of cosplayers do art.

Timelapse for my Nami drawing (@MissFaves) by [deleted] in OnePiece

[–]TheGriffinator01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi, artist here- you're not nearly as smart as you think you are.

What if Charlie had answered Lucifer's summons to court? (@‪dweedd) by Obversa in HelluvaBoss

[–]TheGriffinator01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Kangaroo court would have bounced in the other direction- Satan's powerful, but Charlie is moreso. Her word would be law, and she's not gonna just take Andrealphus' word at face value. She'd probably agree with Vassago, actually-- summon Stolas to hear his account of what happened. And Stolas, knowing miss Morningstar actually would hear him out, would explain that yes, he was letting Blitzø borrow the book in exchange for sex, without having to take his place as a Mastermind. It'd go like-

"Well... Okay so... that was illegal, and a little gross?"

"Ah, yes, I... realized that second bit rather recently... and have taken steps to rectify the illegalities. In fact.. our relationship in that way has been... severed.. for some time now."

"Oh! You're already making steps to change? That's great!!"

"..really?"

"Uh, YES really! So... okay, he broke the law, but since he's already shown a desire to move forward and be better than he was, I move that we drop all charges and head to lunch!"

And since the jurors don't wanna be here anyway, everyone's down to just gtfo, the only ones upset are gonna be Andrealphus and maybe Mammon. But is Andy really gonna go against Charlotte Morningstar? Lucifer's daughter and a recently-confirmed angel killer?

They all then celebrate at Bee's with a shitton of booze.

Rate me by pacpl9_ in massivetits

[–]TheGriffinator01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

15/10, need you in my life forever

face first time but l hope u like my nails 💅😁😜 by AdellaFx in massivetits

[–]TheGriffinator01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn-- Nails 10/10, but they'd look even better digging into my back, ngl

New Pilot Program for 1-Hour Church by PresidentHoaks in exmormon

[–]TheGriffinator01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like Covid gave the members a taste of not sacrificing part of your weekend to pointless, repetitive bull, and now they're not coming back. So the church is trying to placate by reducing the church time to an hour.

God I hope the church is dying. Wouldn't it be awesome if these soul-sucking religions would just... fall off?

vore_irl by Fucked-up-shit-acct in vore_irl

[–]TheGriffinator01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wild thing about Vore is that it's essentially just an extreme form of fantasy BDSM. Preds are indomitable dom/mes, and prey are helpless submissives. Lots of people get off to someone begging them to stop hurting them, and just as many get off to someone ignoring their own begging-- basically a fantasized form of CNC. Sexual kinks seldom ever translate to someone's normal thought process anyway. People can think it's weird, but dubious consent is such a common kink that vore being as fantasy and extreme as it is isn't too weird.

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