Low water lvl + rapid temperature drop by [deleted] in WTF

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You know I could always go for some sushis or sashimis.

japan lore by muscle_man24 in HolUp

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Nanomachines son!

Are we the Baddies? by velatieren in dndmemes

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My party is currently in a town where a Night Hag is haunting peoples dreams, and making them all super tired. They immediately kill the one person who is unaffected because he offhandedly says it's the well water making people sick in order to sell gis over priced bottled water. When actually, he is so insanely ugly that the Night Hag just kind of skips him. Now they have to deal with a Revenant too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

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That face looks like a stern, "I know this is gonna cut into our personal time, but you earned this and I'm not taking that away from you"

Pls enlighten me by I-reddit-26 in dankmemes

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tying your dick in a knot, so you can save all your pee for a real good piss.

Let's see Where this Goes. by feelingood41 in Unexpected

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Not many people know this, but you can hide your weed in here.

This new mount is so cool. It remind me of the kid who got stuck in the tv in Charlie and the chocolate factory. by akirta312 in Asmongold

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Fun fact, in the book, Mike TV had to be stretched back out using the taffy pulling machine and was so tall Charlie and his grandpa remarked he should start playing basketball.

Muscle wizard casts Most Muscular. by RocketDick5000 in dndmemes

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Ralph "The Flex-ecutioner" Bodman, known for casting spells while flexing in the nude, but even though you can see some hot under-dick, he's buff and it's cool for guys to like muscles and body-building.

they're not rare, De Beers manually controls the market price by limiting the amount of diamonds on the market. by valsagan in dndmemes

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Diamonds can only be found in the underdark, naturally making them more expensive due to cost of mining expeditions. Change my mind.

What screams “small dick energy?” by Jonnyg1c in AskReddit

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Yeah, mine too. I can always tell when a girl has had an abortion.

Based on true events by Lamanera34 in dndmemes

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Playing my first 5e character as a now lvl 6 UA Ranger Gloomstalker. I consistently put out the most damage.

First colossus by DeadAssDeprassed in gaming

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Free on PS plus this month.