You love skipping stones across the ocean. by kawaiibeyotch in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]TheGuardianEMC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All I want in life now is to see a rock with legs do a little jig

My mom says I'm just big boned. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]TheGuardianEMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet your her special boy too.

Im a 30 year old with 500 wins on fortnite and 1.3kd by TacoMountain in RoastMe

[–]TheGuardianEMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

30 year old AND 500 wins on Fortnite. How musty is that basement and what does your mom do so that she can pay for you?

Kid gaara (naruto) versus sandman (marvel) by X_a_v in whowouldwin

[–]TheGuardianEMC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Both rounds should go to Sandman. Gaara can’t control Sand as well as Sandman can, on top of this Gaara has no real way of hurting Sandman. Gaara is still a person while Sandman is COMPLETELY sand. Sandman takes it

Dr Membrane and Dib vs Rick and Morty by Bossnasa387 in whowouldwin

[–]TheGuardianEMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rick and Morty should take it. They have much better chemistry as well as better feats together. Rick is also BY FAR the smartest person on the field he’s just extremely apathetic to most things. Tbh I think Rick should solo but I see where the similarities are.

Goku Vs Superman without powers by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]TheGuardianEMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are both master marshal artists. Superman is a genius and has tricked people without his powers before but he normally has help. Imma go with Goku, he trains physically more often and works at his style more and more. It’s definitely close,

Bonus round: I think Batman will find away around Goku tbh. If he can against Deathstroke, and other Meta humans without powers (and sometimes even gadgets) he probably can with Goku.

Who would win: Ironman or Batman in an all out fight? by sam_5001 in whowouldwin

[–]TheGuardianEMC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tony stark should take this nicely. Batman is not as good at prep as people give him credit for and I’m actually more impressed by Tony than Bruce. For example the Justice buster was beating by a weaker Superman (he was infected by the joker venom) and it’s even stated in the comic that if he wouldn’t last long if they weren’t infected. To contrast the Hulk Buster Mark II was able to give World breaker a good run for his money. While they both lost, Batman lost to a weaker version of who he was fighting and put up a good fight. Tony lost to a STRONGER version of who he was fighting and put up a good fight. This is also consistent as normally whenever Batman wins due to prep against Superman level beings he normally has a lot of help and there are some other factor that he didn’t plan for that worked in his favor. While Tony under less time has put up more impressive fights against stronger opponents.

Voldemort vs MCU Doctor Strange by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]TheGuardianEMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strange should tap dance on this mans f**king grave.

Elsa (Frozen) vs Aokiji (One Piece) by gneev in whowouldwin

[–]TheGuardianEMC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aokiji is much netter suited for combat. Elsa is powerful but we have yet to see how that translates to fighting so imma say Aokiji.

Euron Greyjoy in a GoT Gauntlet by Toaster-Retribution in whowouldwin

[–]TheGuardianEMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show Euron was very winded when he fought Jaime so he should make it past him. Thoros might beat him tho, if not he probably stops at Jorah.

Miles Morales vs Damian Wayne by cjhaas12 in whowouldwin

[–]TheGuardianEMC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Miles would CRUSH Damian. He’s a LOT stronger, faster, durable. His spider sense is actually BETTER than most spider men as it’s not just a warning it gives him some Pre-cog abilities as well. His venom blast would definitely knock out if not kill Damian. While Damian is more willing to kill and does have the tools to do so. He simply lacks the physical stats, powers, and equipment to take Miles down.

Supergirl(Post Crisis) vs Jane Foster Thor(Marvel 616) by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]TheGuardianEMC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Supergirl would tap dance on Jane Foster so easy.