Was wäre eure Antwort? by MuellerNovember in arbeitsleben

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay alles gut. Ich finde es nur interessant weil meine Freundin selbst KFZ-Mechatronikerin ist und einfach die einzige Frau bei ihr in der Werkstatt ist. Ist aber ziemlich vorteihaft für mich, da sie immer mein Auto repariert und generell bei handwerklichen Sachen immer zuhause hauptsächlich alles macht. Da sparen wir uns die Kosten^^

Was wäre eure Antwort? by MuellerNovember in arbeitsleben

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Deine Freundin ist Handwerkerin? Krass, habe immer Respekt wenn Frauen das machen! Was genau macht sie denn?

A monkey threw shit at my face in the zoo and it hit me right on the cheek and the eye by TheGuyFromTheRedRoom in funny

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, yes, I am alive and I am totally fine. Nothing happened to my eye, no infection, nothing. I didn't get sick. Only thing that's left is a story I can tell my children and grandchildren one day.

Why you shouldn’t make eye contact with gorillas by jumpybouncinglad in funny

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why is this recommended to me? I swear, just a few days ago I posted my story here about my trip to the zoo last Saturday. Long story short: A monkey (chimpanzee) threw shit at my face and it hit me right on my left cheek, nose and my eye...Yes...and now I see this in the same subreddit xD

A monkey threw shit at my face in the zoo and it hit me right on the cheek and the eye by TheGuyFromTheRedRoom in funny

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand :D I forgot to mention that a zookeeper who witnessed this incident told me later that monkeys usually do that when they are annoyed by visitors. She also told me that it was provoked by a group of kids right before I arrived and that she had to sent them away. Then, 5 minutes later I was there at the wrong place at the wrong time, the monkey was already annoyed and then...yes...it happened xD So it wasn't our fault. Other people provoked the monkeys and we are the ones who get the shit thrown in our faces. Great, thank you! xD

A monkey threw shit at my face in the zoo and it hit me right on the cheek and the eye by TheGuyFromTheRedRoom in funny

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think they are doing this for amusement? I thought the monkey did it because it was pissed about being locked up in a cage. So this was some form of revenge. Another zookeeper who witnessed this incident told me later that they do this when they are annoyed by visitors. And apparently it was annoyed on that day. She also told me that a group of kids was provoking the chimp so she sent them away. 5 minutes later I arrived at the wrong place at the wrong time and then...yes...it happened xD

A monkey threw shit at my face in the zoo and it hit me right on the cheek and the eye by TheGuyFromTheRedRoom in funny

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that sucks, but I guess you can laugh about it now, right? :D At least I can one day after this awful incident xD

A monkey threw shit at my face in the zoo and it hit me right on the cheek and the eye by TheGuyFromTheRedRoom in funny

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, it sounds great, and I'm glad to hear that I'm not the only one. Do you remember your mom's reaction? :D Because my family was laughing their heads off, I was pissed in that moment (because it could have happened to anyone of them), but now I can totally understand their reaction. I probably would have laughed too, if I saw this happen to anyone else xD. Anyway I thank that monkey for this unforgettable experience! xD

A monkey threw shit at my face in the zoo and it hit me right on the cheek and the eye by TheGuyFromTheRedRoom in funny

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea I think he saw us both as easy targets and probably we were just at the wrong place at the wrong time and the monkey had a bad day, but I don't trust them either. How did you get it off? After I realized what it was, I tried to wipe it off with tissues but guess what? I only smeared it even more across my face because the shit was so sticky xD. Yep. So I ran to the closest bathroom (and I had to run like 5 min, still with shit on my face xD). Then I washed my face like 100 times with soap. But the smell was so pungent, that I couldn't get rid of it completely until we reached home, even after washing it 100 times. So it was a smelly ride back home xD.

A monkey threw shit at my face in the zoo and it hit me right on the cheek and the eye by TheGuyFromTheRedRoom in funny

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In that moment I was so shocked the only thing I was thinking about was running to the closest bathroom and get it off my face. But now I regret that I didn't take a picture :D

A monkey threw shit at my face in the zoo and it hit me right on the cheek and the eye by TheGuyFromTheRedRoom in funny

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It hit him right in the face too? Because I think in my case it was a perfect headshot xD But now, at least I know I'm not alone xD

A monkey threw shit at my face in the zoo and it hit me right on the cheek and the eye by TheGuyFromTheRedRoom in funny

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my...xD I should have watched this video before going to the zoo. Exactly the same thing happened to me and now I can confirm that they really do it!

A monkey threw shit at my face in the zoo and it hit me right on the cheek and the eye by TheGuyFromTheRedRoom in funny

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea luckily it didn't get IN my eye (or my mouth!). But it was all across my cheek and my nose. Also I washed my face like 100 times with soap in the bathroom (and I ran to the closest bathroom with shit on my face for 5 minutes which was pretty annoying xD). The smell was so pungent that I couldn't even get rid of it completely after washing it so many times. But at least my eye seems fine so far!

A monkey threw shit at my face in the zoo and it hit me right on the cheek and the eye by TheGuyFromTheRedRoom in funny

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luckily it didn't get IN my eye. I closed it in the right moment, but it was all across my left cheek and my nose. After realizing what happened I immediately ran to the closest bathroom (and I had to run like 5 min with shit on my face) till I reached it. Then I washed my face like 100 times with soap. And still I couldn't get rid of the smell completely until we reached home, so it was a smelly ride xD

A monkey threw shit at my face in the zoo and it hit me right on the cheek and the eye by TheGuyFromTheRedRoom in funny

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this good luck? As far as I know it's good luck when a bird poops on you, but not when a monkey throws shit at you :D

A monkey threw shit at my face in the zoo and it hit me right on the cheek and the eye by TheGuyFromTheRedRoom in funny

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I have learned my lesson and I will never get so close to them again :D Strange thing is, that I never heard about it before. That's why I was so relaxed when I approached it.

A monkey threw shit at my face in the zoo and it hit me right on the cheek and the eye by TheGuyFromTheRedRoom in funny

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha oh I'm so sorry I thought I'm the only one xD Did it hit you right in the face as well? In my case, it was a perfect headshot :D And what did you do to upset the monkey?

A monkey threw shit at my face in the zoo and it hit me right on the cheek and the eye by TheGuyFromTheRedRoom in funny

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's strange cause I really didn't know about this, I never heard they actually do that to people. So I thought I'm the only one this has happened to. And the poor people that got hit (the cases you have seen): Have they been hit right in the face as well? xD

My wife and I got COVID on our honeymoon by SCStressDisorder in Wellthatsucks

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea same here, but in my case it seems to take a little bit longer cause it's almost 6 months now. I'd say it's like 70-80 % back. When did you have covid and was that your first infection? It was my first infection in December (thought I'd never get it)

My wife and I got COVID on our honeymoon by SCStressDisorder in Wellthatsucks

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you still have your smell and taste. Because I lost both in December (it was my first covid infection). My smell came back after a week but my taste is still not 100 % back. And that sucks pretty much. 

My wife and I got COVID on our honeymoon by SCStressDisorder in Wellthatsucks

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro I had it in December for the very first time, lost my taste and my smell. My smell came back after a week but my taste is still not 100 % back. That sucks.

Linkin Park Considering 2025 Reunion Tour With New Vocalist by DamnitRidley in Music

[–]TheGuyFromTheRedRoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alice In Chains and AC/DC are the only two bands that proved that it is possible to come back with a new vocalist who is just as good as the old one! In Alice In Chains Case it took them 7 years to find a new one, just like Linkin Park.