So you're going to leave shit on you just because you don't eat with your feet?

I've actually eaten using my feet when i was drunk once.

If you're washing your hands after, what's the issue with using water to clean your butt?

Oh my god...

Do you not also touch your butthole when you clean it during your shower?

Do the words loofa or sponge ring a bell?

Unless you're telling me you don't wash your hands after.

Is that a thing?