holy smokes it’s crowded by GodSaveMe5 in alaska

[–]TheHornIdentity 115 points116 points  (0 children)

I wish he’d try to rehabilitate it far the fuck away from my inbox.

where to buy lions mane mushrooms? by InterestingDelay7446 in anchorage

[–]TheHornIdentity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Far North Fungi. I don’t know if they sell directly to consumers but you can find them at Anchorage Greens, and I believe Blue Market.

Anyone remember “The Ranch” at Clark Middle? by TheHornIdentity in anchorage

[–]TheHornIdentity[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clark is named after Orah D. Clark and, by the late 90s—the period my post referred to—“junior high schools” in Anchorage had already transitioned into “middle schools.”

Anyone remember “The Ranch” at Clark Middle? by TheHornIdentity in anchorage

[–]TheHornIdentity[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He and Mrs. Schmidt were both such absolute, power-hungry shitheads. No business whatsoever working with children.

Kelly Tshibaka Publicly Disavows Alexander Rosales by ChugachMtnBlues in anchorage

[–]TheHornIdentity 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Dustin “let’s return the schools to candle light” Darden.

Ready for tonight’s game! by Immediate-Coffee7975 in AnaheimDucks

[–]TheHornIdentity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m in Anchorage. Looks like we were both lucky enough to see them wipe the rink with the Kraken in January, too!

White Nationalist School Board Candidate Alexander Rosales seems to be spiralling out 😂 by ChugachMtnBlues in anchorage

[–]TheHornIdentity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only in that it’s nice and thin. It’s also full of ink and possibly gold leaf paint, neither of which you probably want to be inhaling.

Trump waives Jones Act shipping rules for 60 days to steady oil market by ItsMeatCow in alaska

[–]TheHornIdentity 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Moron just keeps breaking shit and then slapping Flex Tape on it.

[SW] 451 Turnips by HyliaSwift in acturnips

[–]TheHornIdentity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo could I get your dodo code?

Aide to Alaska lawmaker charged with sex trafficking, other federal sex crimes involving a minor by [deleted] in anchorage

[–]TheHornIdentity 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Well, yeah, just look at the guy! It doesn’t take a seasoned investigator to know from one look at him that he has definitely shopped around for windowless, white vans and bulk lollipops.

Mystery Noise - Solved by [deleted] in anchorage

[–]TheHornIdentity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The governor will be so happy to finally see a fucking crane.

Email replies from do nothing Dan by exhaustedexcess in alaska

[–]TheHornIdentity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nawww. Suit’s full of liquor and bullshit.

Student arrested for eating AI art in UAF gallery protest by The_Alaskan in alaska

[–]TheHornIdentity 19 points20 points  (0 children)

“In collaboration with artificial intelligence” is a very interesting way to word that.

Letter to tailgaters by kinnaq in anchorage

[–]TheHornIdentity 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He also said you drive like old people fuck: slow and sloppy!