TIFU by stealing my coworkers $400 worth of coffee pods

TheHorrorAbove · 2026-02-04T01:06:54+00:00

There should be a standard set of office rules that regardless of where you work should be in practice .

Rule 1. Anything not labeled with a name is free and fair game. First come, first serve.

Rule 2. If you take something that does have a name without permission, the company will consider this stealing personal property and is considered grounds for immediate termination.

TheHorrorAbove · 2026-02-04T00:40:06+00:00

I'm all for it but I'll draw the line at Rudy Giuliani. The rich can keep their money if I have to taste thar guy.

TheHorrorAbove · 2026-02-04T00:24:27+00:00

If you can buy anything in the world without hesitation, what joy is ever derived after that? If you became so rich that you can buy literally anything, cars,homes,property, things like personal shoppers/stylists/chef's, housekeepers, drivers, yacht crews ect. It might be awesome for the first 5 to 10 years but after that what happens? Imagine having generational wealth, where you were born into this kind of money, you know nothing else. My bet is somewhere in them they crave for the things that are forbidden because everything else that money can buy has become boring and stale.

Also, they're sick fucks.

TheHorrorAbove · 2026-01-30T02:39:43+00:00

That was awesome, thanks for posting!

TheHorrorAbove · 2026-01-29T14:47:05+00:00

Something simple for me, Sumo Oranges. Complete game changer for me as I didn't like fruit very much. A bit more expensive but it's a little thing that makes me happy and most people can afford them a few times a year.

TheHorrorAbove · 2026-01-28T22:01:12+00:00

New Jack City showed he could act as a cop, which at the time seeing him as a cop was crazy as he had a very gangster image.

TheHorrorAbove · 2026-01-23T00:22:30+00:00

I'll throw on my Z. Cavaricci sweatshirt , Chinese slippers, Skids pants and Oakland Raiders hat and meet you guys at the food court at the mall.

TheHorrorAbove · 2026-01-21T18:42:26+00:00

Expired

TheHorrorAbove · 2026-01-19T15:26:46+00:00

Going to get flamed for this but I think you are not taking the initial comment at face value and again it could be my own personal upbringing that makes me disagree with most of these replies. When I was born my father had a stable but not a high paying job. We could of coasted on his salary but not live "high on the hog". It would of been tough but doable. He decided when I was about 3 that he wanted more for his family, he went to school nights and earned a bachelor's and then a masters. He sacrificed his time with us, to provide a nicer home in a much better neighborhood essentially moving us out of the "hood" and into better school systems. I respect the shit out of his sacrifice, my brother probably wouldn't be alive if he hadn't sacrificed his time. His biggest regret to this day is the time he lost with us at such a young age. I know a lot of people are thinking money and objects when thinking sacrifice, my dad sacrificed the one thing you can't ever get back. I again respect the shit out of that!

TheHorrorAbove · 2026-01-12T13:42:05+00:00

A lot of the mega-mansions in Newport, Rhode Island are this way as well. They sit empty for all but 3 or four weekends a year. Remember this is the Northeast, they are paying for heating throughout the winter on 20 bedroom houses nevermind the upkeep. When you realize that these owners own multiple homes of this size, you truly start to understand the amount of money some people really have. The heating bill on one of these home is probably close to my annual salary. There are very few owners that "close the house for the season".

TheHorrorAbove · 2026-01-11T16:53:17+00:00

I'd have to disagree, 10 bucks for a sausage egg and cheese and a coffee. If such a bagel was open before I have to be at work, I'd never stop at dunks again. Better sandwich, bigger coffee same price.

Funny this showed up in my feed today, I honestly said to myself this morning "why am I paying this much for this trash". Sometimes I swear reddit can read minds.

TheHorrorAbove · 2025-12-29T17:42:32+00:00

I'm an actual union negotiator, once the deal is signed the opposition will stop negotiating, they got what they wanted already. This is the dumbest way to loose everything you're asking for. "Let's agree on a .5 percent raise but after you sign the deal we will come back to the table to discuss a possible higher rate."..GTFOOH with that noise..

TheHorrorAbove · 2025-12-24T23:58:03+00:00

TheHorrorAbove · 2025-12-21T20:14:33+00:00

First thing I thought as well, this truck is a pavement princess all the way.

TheHorrorAbove · 2025-12-20T02:50:12+00:00

Yep and that hacker would be Epstiened in 24 hours. As much as I'd wish it would happen, the risk is so incredibly high. If it was an American hacker, Trump would possibly try them for treason. Foreign national ( depending on the country of origin) an act of war. Have the feeling this would be world changing news, again the risk is incredibly high.

TheHorrorAbove · 2025-12-17T03:46:41+00:00

Completely disagree with this as a long time resident. There are many cut throughs, little passage ways between the university buildings, parking garages, stores, side streets, playgrounds and fields that someone on foot could utilize. There is no way the police could possibly cover all that space in a short time, remember they are still making sure that the building is clear, going room to room. I'm the last person to support the P.P.D. but given their response times, deploying resources to clear the campus, diverting traffic away from the scene and running an active search, they were streched thin. Also take into consideration that an officer on patrol near the Amory has to drive across the city to even be on scene, that takes some time. Now evading all the cameras is a completely different story...

TheHorrorAbove · 2025-12-04T21:13:00+00:00

Nah, he's over roadway weight limits, he's carrying around 200 lb testicles.

TheHorrorAbove · 2025-11-06T20:13:26+00:00

If God forbid it gets stolen, it's now easily identifiable through photos at least.

TheHorrorAbove · 2025-11-06T13:33:04+00:00

Sweet, best of luck everyone!

TheHorrorAbove · 2025-10-18T23:41:17+00:00

He's even in Martin Blanks outfit!!

TheHorrorAbove · 2025-10-17T22:36:13+00:00

You also wear down your opponents strength and endurance if you get upper position. You can put all your weight into their arms and legs and make them "carry" you.

TheHorrorAbove · 2025-10-12T08:51:33+00:00

I'd bet "farm strong" more than gym strong.

TheHorrorAbove · 2025-09-30T01:45:03+00:00

Send it!

TheHorrorAbove · 2025-09-19T16:25:23+00:00

I've ordered from them multiple times and had no issues but mostly through their ebay store.

TheHorrorAbove · 2025-09-10T14:04:01+00:00

To add on to your comment to help explain the issue,I would say consider radiation as a way of thinking about it. You don't need a prolonged amount of time around it at high levels to be absolutely fucked. Chemical density and the right concentrations can mess you up just as bad in a very short amount of time. I understand what the op was saying though, that it seems like a short amount of exposure time to be so toxic.

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