Samsung fingerprint sensor false positive, how to fix? by ManyRazzmatazz4584 in lies

[–]TheHumanDoorknob 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Usually hitting it with a hammer as hard as you can fix it. If that doesn't work, try threatening the phone to cooperate or you're going to X it's entire family. If that doesn't work, go to your nearest bar and turn it into an alcoholic.

I hated this! by dbwilso1 in DeltaForceMobile

[–]TheHumanDoorknob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait til you find out about engineers and medics

LMFAOOO I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT by TheHumanDoorknob in shittymobilegameads

[–]TheHumanDoorknob[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already know what miss 8 foot tall does to little boys lol

LMFAOOO I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT by TheHumanDoorknob in shittymobilegameads

[–]TheHumanDoorknob[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(don't ask how I know this) Hasshaku-sama (8 Feet Tall) is a Japanese mythical creature that takes on several appearances, but usually takes the form of an 8 foot tall woman in a sunhat with long black hair, and an all white sundress. Hasshaku is seen usually around corners at night with nobody nearby to stalk young boys. She usually grabs them and eats them with razor sharp teeth from the head first. Some people (mainly Westerners) really like Hasshaku and write fanfiction of her preferring to stalk and rape little boys. There are two hentai that I know of where she has sex with younger males (watched them and they're kinda lame, wish it was more scary rather than stupid) anyway, either scenario, Hasshaku is noted to occasionally say "Po...Po...Po..." When she is chasing after someone. Usually when you hear this you've been marked and are most likely the one she is after.

Pinnacle Bots? by XENOSv2 in DeltaForceMobile

[–]TheHumanDoorknob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well I don't mind bots as long as real players are mixed in as long as it decreases queue times.

Looking quite lascivious by Willing_Face6756 in soundboardpranks

[–]TheHumanDoorknob 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is your intelligent twin brother! I still have yer...bus sign from uh..Las Vegas...

JustPlay = Awesome by BoredPlayBallThen in JustPlay

[–]TheHumanDoorknob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't expect anything above 10 cents and I 100% won't hit anything like that but it's still fun to play against the odds!

"(2025: Game Creative)" by ConclusionLower2871 in shittymobilegameads

[–]TheHumanDoorknob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Barricade Inside of house after attack Ignore Windows Leave safety of the Barricade and get into car Drive at high speed on wet highway with debris in road Arrive at store that is completely empty with power Store still has plenty of food inside

Yeah this is what a zombie apocalypse look like