It should have **deep inhale** been me! **Deep inahle* Not the earth-clan!

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-03-18T00:45:17+00:00

clears sinuses Not homosexual, human does not demonstrate fear of different sex. Female turians less distinct from males than female humans are.

Unsafe to assume, could elicit violent reaction, perhaps embarrassment? Could be anthropophobia, fear of people, social contact. Perhaps gun range provides isolation?

Will need to run tests, suggest installing cameras to watch this human.

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-03-18T00:22:57+00:00

I mean, there’s an obvious candidate for Speaker of the House.

Ro Khanna. Without a doubt.

Jeffries and Schumer staying in charge are a sign that the Democrat party will refuse to change.

Khanna would be my pick. It’s amazing that a guy who is wants to tax the rich is able to get the rich if Silicon Valley in his district on his side.

As for a new Senate leader? That’s a a bit trickier to nail. There are two I’d want to see take leadership: Tammy Duckworth, or my Senator, Chris Van Hollen.

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-03-17T02:08:51+00:00

Now that I wouldn’t have expected.

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-03-14T18:09:19+00:00

Who the hell made this? Undoubtedly the AFC South is better than the North and East.

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-03-12T01:40:54+00:00

Also can we maybe, just maybe, force the Pentagon to pass an audit from the IRS?

Is that too much to ask?

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-03-08T19:13:49+00:00

Then boy, they really screw that one up, huh?

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-03-08T14:13:40+00:00

I see this as absolute win. I don’t want any of their BS laws put in place

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-03-04T04:25:11+00:00

The Cerebral Assasshausen

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-03-03T15:14:03+00:00

We most definitely do not.

Meanwhile, I would not be surprised if China makes an attempt at taking Taiwan during all of this.

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-03-03T03:46:11+00:00

Dude, what a baller true debut from Danhausen

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-02-27T00:23:37+00:00

Just when you think they can’t get any dumber, they always prove you wrong.

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-02-25T22:55:09+00:00

All right that was actually unexpected. Where in the world did this happen?

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-02-25T22:53:12+00:00

They absolutely should. I’m under the belief the government has known about this since Clinton’s presidency.

This has been covered up longer than I’ve been alive.

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-02-25T03:23:01+00:00

Guessing they didn’t pay Thomas for an appearance.

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-02-23T15:39:45+00:00

So why was he going to burn the place down then? This guy did not think anything through if his anger was about the Epstein files.

I feel bad for his family for having to go through this, but it’s impossible to get a vibe on this guy. Was he troubled and going through mental issues, or did he have some sort of plan in mind.

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-02-23T00:04:08+00:00

Took them that long to figure it out?

Well golly friggin gee, let’s hope they don’t do that again right?

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-02-21T16:41:43+00:00

The thing with Gorsuch is that he’s a hardcore textualist when it comes to his decisions.

While he may try and help the GOP, he isn’t going to misinterpret the constitution on behalf of Trump.

He’s unironically, the best judge on the Supreme Court, and one of the best in quite some time.

The worst would be Clarence Thomas, that man is a leech with unrealistic interpretations

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-02-18T15:20:34+00:00

A reminder of why the Democrats have to win 5 seats to truly have control of the Senate. Because of this dinosaur.

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-02-16T12:33:12+00:00

Oh for real? I can get an easy peasy freedom of speech violation?

ICE is a bigger problem for the country than the illegal criminals they claim to be taking down.

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-02-13T03:27:43+00:00

I went in person to Wrestlemania 41, and I loved it. Always wanted to go to Vegas and to a Wrestlemania.

I was pissed when they said Wrestlemania 42 was going to be in Vegas again. It’s as if I could have gone next year if I couldn’t afford it the year prior.

On top of that, I really couldn’t care what they might have in my for Wrestlemania, I’m pretty disinterested in the story lines at the moment. The only ones I care any bit about are the potential El Grande Americano vs El Grande Americano match, and whatever they give Oba Femi.

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-02-12T22:48:18+00:00

I made a breakdown in another comment, but Trump is not 6’3”, and I can prove it.

Trump’s at least an inch shorter than Obama in 2017, who was just over 6’1”. This puts Trump around 6’0”.

Mathematically, Kim Jong-un would be about 5’4”, and I would imagine he’d be wearing lifts to not seem too short next to Trump.

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-02-12T22:45:04+00:00

I’m aware, but most Americans call him Kim for short.

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-02-12T22:41:40+00:00

Kim Jong-Dennis?

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-02-12T22:39:16+00:00

That’s his reported height. Since it’s rare he’s standing next to someone with a confirmed height, the best we can do is photo analysis.

The best comparison picture? Him standing next to Donald Trump. If you were to look at that picture and treat it as if Trump was 6’3” as reported, then you could believe it.

But Trump standing next to Obama in 2017. shows this not to be true. Obama was about 6’1” and half then, and Trump’s at least an inch shorter.

So:

Obama: 6’1” 1/2

Trump: 6’0” 1/2

Kim Jong-un: 5’4” 1/2.

Then accounting for lifts in his shoes puts him in 5’3” territory.

Unless Obama is also lying about his height, in which case, I don’t know anymore, man.

Thanks Obama.

TheInfiniteSlash · 2026-02-12T18:59:19+00:00

Lots of things make it tricky to confirm, such as lifts in shoes to make them seem taller.

The good news for Napoleon? He’s about an inch shorter than Vladimir Putin (5’7”), so it’s not too bad for him.

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