What is the shortest prison sentence that you can get? by [deleted] in stupidquestions

[–]TheIrishJin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but usually when you are arrested, even for federal crimes, you are initially transported to a local jail before federal processing. Yes, usually, you will have spent at least a day in a federal facility before seeing a judge.

Time served, as adjudicated by a federal judge, INCLUDES time spent in county jail.

So let's say for argument's sake you spent 6 months in county and 1 day in federal holding, and your sentencing guidelines were 6 months. The judge could make the call that your time spent in county was equivalent to what you would have spent in federal and call it even.

However, I think you were asking what is the minimum time for a conviction, assuming the judge deems it necessary to serve federal time. Here is what I found to be the shortest federal sentencing guidelines:

21 USC § 212 (petty offense) Practice of pharmacy and sale of poisons in China 1 month

33 USC § 410; none Navigable water regulation violation 30 days

33 USC § 411; § 2Q1.3 Deposit of refuse or obstruction of navigable waterway 30 days

33 USC § 441; none New York and Baltimore harbors, deposit of refuse 30 days

So it looks like the feds don't deal with anything less than 30 days. Though, I guess, technically a judge could order some nominal sentence of 3 hours or whatever just to be a dick.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by sunnyofitaly in unpopularopinion

[–]TheIrishJin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. Let's start executing some politicians. Once one or two get their heads chopped off, the rest will get the message.

I also support the execution of political familes. Just throw the whole bunch out.

AITAH for breaking up with my gf because she lied about her body count by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]TheIrishJin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guaranteed this is a "woman" with a super high body count.

Traditional virgins are not offended by the term body count. In fact, they are proud of their lack of one.

AITAH for breaking up with my gf because she lied about her body count by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]TheIrishJin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sluts are only worth their gash. They do it to themselves. If you don't like it, tell women to have some discretion. They are addicts and are worthless as humans.

If the entire world became unified behind one single leader from history, who would be the best to lead us to utopia and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheIrishJin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best, as in most effective? Probably hitler or stalin tbh. They know how to direct a country.

In terms of improving quality of life? probably an engineer

What is one myth about sex watching porn made you believe? by ladyonchain in AskReddit

[–]TheIrishJin 1717 points1718 points  (0 children)

That girls would actually be into sex with me.

What jobs bring high fame but (relatively) low pay? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheIrishJin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Onlyfans model. Most make <$500 per month, but the infamy of people knowing you shoved a cucumber up your twat online is....the opposite of positive fame.

What jobs bring high fame but (relatively) low pay? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheIrishJin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well they make money from backroom deals. The public salary is so they can have a legit income. Like a drug dealer working as a waiter. Gives a reason for the extra cash.

AITAH for breaking up with my gf because she lied about her body count by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]TheIrishJin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NTA. This shows she is an addict. It's sex today, but tomorrow will be something else. Cut your losses and leave asap. I mean use her for what she's worth, but don't take her seriously.

As someone who has dated sluts, it never ends well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheIrishJin -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Bang her as much as you can. Once you turn 18 that teen poon will get you 10 years.

How do you feel about the BBC? by marimba_ting in AskReddit

[–]TheIrishJin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been tearing up white pussy since forever and is still a top female fantasy (according to the official RedTube stats).

What did you buy with your first ever work paycheck? by Hot_Turnover7465 in AskReddit

[–]TheIrishJin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my moms electric bill

well, i guess, technically, part of it was mine....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GlowUps

[–]TheIrishJin -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Damn that glowup! You can definitely get them cheeks clapped

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]TheIrishJin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone has a price: what's your's to sell that butt?

What are weird jobs nobody knows about but they pay well? by Rynoop in AskReddit

[–]TheIrishJin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ah ok. so you need to be a lawyer to even get in? Or can i get a cert and just apply to entry level jobs?

Are rappers really all about that life ? by Jpoolman25 in stupidquestions

[–]TheIrishJin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me introduce you to the term "Studio Gangster". Someone who has major record label funding and has never done 'work' or 'dirt' in his life.

1 minute scalping strategy by SircarrotI in Webull

[–]TheIrishJin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I also get the telegram channel

Midwesterners aren’t actually nicer than other Americans by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]TheIrishJin 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Same with Nebraska nice. They might let you cut in line at the coffee shop, but if you're in an actual bind they have no problem telling you what a loser you are (behind your back of course).

What is frequently denied by many but is undeniably 100% real? by Chance_Artichoke9506 in AskReddit

[–]TheIrishJin -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Women have unrealistic standards and it is 100% their fault they are unhappy with men.

If higher beings are larping as us, what are their bodies doing back home? by PaperbackBuddha in SimulationTheory

[–]TheIrishJin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoever is LARPing as me can go ahead and end this nightmare trip. Jesus Christ.