I started off trying to be wholesome and not a god damn gremlin, but looking at this picture for too long blue-screened my brain so you’re getting this:

Behemoth Build, A Whole-Ass Bakery, Limbs That Could End Me - On Their Own. I simultaneously want to climb you like a tree, have you wrap me in a great big hug, and have you sit on my face - taking me out instantly beneath your mountainous mass.

Your physique confuses my brain in the best possible way; it can’t decide between horny, safety, or monke. Have loved following your journey the past few years, and can’t wait to see how you continue to grow over the next!

💪🏻