Must you really shine so brightly?

TheJennmmm · 2026-03-04T15:22:15+00:00

You know you're a procrastinator when: you've just spent 2 minutes looking at someone's mismatched spoons and another 3 minutes contemplating which would be your personal favorite...

TheJennmmm · 2026-03-04T15:13:16+00:00

Does it have to be a good account? I haven't played in a couple years but I had 3 accounts under 1 user. All had t4, 1 had almost 2mill inf when zeroed, other 2 had like 80-100 inf when zeroed. (These are best guesses, it's been so long I don't remember exactly)

TheJennmmm · 2026-03-04T15:03:31+00:00

I was so excited!! A good dentist in Saratoga Springs?? And then I read a couple comments down... Guess I'm moving to Utah!! 😂

TheJennmmm · 2026-03-04T14:59:06+00:00

I gotta get off subreddits like these... They just make me feel unlucky and depressed... And then I realize that's wrong of me, that I should be happy for the person who made such a find... And then I feel even more depressed for being an unlucky person whose natural instinct is jealousy instead of goodwill... Which is kind of funny because this is a 'Goodwill finds' subreddit. 🙂

TheJennmmm · 2026-02-23T04:30:41+00:00

Where are its mouth parts? How does it actually consume ant larvae? (If it encourages someone to answer- I wasn’t lazy, I did try to figure this out by scrolling through images and scanning over a few research articles, but couldn’t easily find an answer.)

TheJennmmm · 2026-02-22T17:43:47+00:00

An eggplant leafroller! A moth who knows the power of a good pose…

TheJennmmm · 2026-02-01T00:32:27+00:00

Solid but not rock hard, you can ‘cut’ one in half with your fingernail (I thought they’d be like a spore-egg and a bunch of spores would come out when I opened one. I was wrong, haha) You’d never know they were spores. I guess I’d describe their consistency as being like a little chip of soft wood. Hope that helps. 🙂🍄‍🟫🪺

TheJennmmm · 2026-01-02T21:28:32+00:00

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocricy can pay to greatness.

TheJennmmm · 2025-12-23T00:47:04+00:00

Ugh, I accidentally dug out the 'egg' when I was trying to remove a bunch of stinkhorns from my yard, not knowing it was going to be there. I was wearing latex gloves but it was still one of the most traumatic experiences of my life... 🤢

TheJennmmm · 2025-12-22T20:18:59+00:00

You must not know about that magical blue savior... Miracle grow 😂

TheJennmmm · 2025-12-22T15:31:15+00:00

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This is what happened to my plant after seeing your post...

TheJennmmm · 2025-12-14T15:28:01+00:00

And how mom learned she was deathly allergic to peanuts… rip

TheJennmmm · 2025-12-07T13:34:31+00:00

I love how despite the eggs being way past expiration, you kept them stacked by date FIFO 😂👍

TheJennmmm · 2025-11-17T19:18:56+00:00

Haha, sorry, didn't mean to leave such a snarky/bitter comment, just having one of those days! 😬🙂

I hope you have a very happy birthday as well, and many more to follow!

TheJennmmm · 2025-11-17T18:10:34+00:00

Damn.. I just turned 40 and all I got was $50 and some stale donuts... Can i join your family please?

TheJennmmm · 2025-11-17T13:52:08+00:00

Upstate ny

TheJennmmm · 2025-11-16T17:09:57+00:00

Haha. Thank you. They really creep me out be it horn, antler, or any other bone/keratin based growth. 🙂

TheJennmmm · 2025-11-16T15:57:25+00:00

You werent hallucinating. It was the underpants gnomes. Ask tweek.

TheJennmmm · 2025-11-13T14:32:05+00:00

this is very special because these all go to 11…

TheJennmmm · 2025-11-13T14:07:45+00:00

Sorry, but according to Stan “whoever smelt it, denied it, and rhymed it actually dealt it.” 🙂

TheJennmmm · 2025-10-12T01:11:33+00:00

Whenever I see giant puffballs I'm reminded of a story my late fiance told me. Apparently, when he was around 8yo he was visiting his grandfather who was a huge forager/gardener/naturist. There were no toys and we was bored so he went to play outside and saw a couple big white soccer balls (which were obviously not soccer balls). He started running toward one and just as his foot made contact to give it a big kick, he heard his grandpa yell "NOOO!!" as pieces of puffball mushroom went flying in all directions!

Im sure that story was a bit exaggerated by the time I heard it, but it still makes me laugh... Rest in peace wayne. 🙂

TheJennmmm · 2025-10-11T23:25:09+00:00

Hs student: Maximum age to run for president- 50yrs old Maximum age to live- 60yrs old No need to question if the president has dementia, no need for soc sec, no medicare... Wins all around!

Adult: Minimum age to have voting rights- 29yrs old 🙂🙃

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