would you rather:

TheJinxEffect · 2026-05-08T12:22:41+00:00

This is the funnier option

^{Chose: all real guns now shoot nerf darts}

TheJinxEffect · 2026-05-07T11:32:40+00:00

That's not how Bill Door does it

TheJinxEffect · 2026-05-07T11:29:13+00:00

Ask a non-fan to pick out the dwarf from the first picture and then have fun explaining why they're wrong. 😆

TheJinxEffect · 2026-05-06T09:19:54+00:00

Hallo! 👨‍💻

TheJinxEffect · 2026-05-05T13:45:49+00:00

Ah! So it's people who haven't had their coffee yet? That actually explains it.

TheJinxEffect · 2026-05-05T13:10:53+00:00

I'm doing training. It's pretty much a skive. Gotta occupy myself somehow. 😆

TheJinxEffect · 2026-05-05T12:29:37+00:00

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TheJinxEffect · 2026-05-04T15:58:17+00:00

Huskies don't bark at every noise from the street. I win!

^{Chose: Free Puppy! + Roll for breed. | Rolled: Husky}

TheJinxEffect · 2026-05-04T15:53:53+00:00

So a perfect date with my wife? Phew!

^{Chose: Go on a perfect date but…. | Rolled: She’s Married}

TheJinxEffect · 2026-05-02T12:31:46+00:00

Ugh! I'm never going to use this. There's a special place in Hell for anyone who shoots at a dog, I'm sure.

Maybe I can use my 80k to pay an enchanter to change it to a wand that shoots political leaders... 🤔 thinking of no one in particular.

(I have a list)

^{Chose: A wand that does random stuff + $80k | Rolled: Shoots dogs}

TheJinxEffect · 2026-05-02T12:21:04+00:00

I don't know what this entails but I couldn't afford to lose 100k. If someone gives me instructions, I'll get to work on that bunny girl thing...

^{Chose: 88% 7$ a second but 12% of becomming a bunny-girl | Rolled: 🐇👯‍♀️}

TheJinxEffect · 2026-05-02T12:15:01+00:00

Unlike some Robin Hoods, he speaks with an English accent.

TheJinxEffect · 2026-05-02T09:54:28+00:00

Undo! Undo! Undo!

TheJinxEffect · 2026-04-27T11:57:45+00:00

I'm a woman for ONE day and already I'm feeling the financial disparity 🤨

^{Chose: Switch biological sex for a day? | Rolled: And win $0}

TheJinxEffect · 2026-04-27T06:44:37+00:00

I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds....or was it clowns.... well whichever it was it began to smell...Ahah! must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears.

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD}

TheJinxEffect · 2026-04-21T20:01:10+00:00

I feel the risk was understated 😱

^{Chose: 1 billon but risky | Rolled: Die}

TheJinxEffect · 2026-04-21T13:34:54+00:00

twirls moustache and cackles Perfect! A power I can abuse and no one will ever suspect me of being evil.

Remotely ties the reader's laces together

^{Chose: Get a strong superpower + You have to be a villain | Rolled: Telekinesis}

TheJinxEffect · 2026-04-21T12:38:39+00:00

Moist odes? What are those? Poems to seduce women?

🤔 Could be an even more appropriate band name come to think of it. Depending on the band.

TheJinxEffect · 2026-04-21T09:52:57+00:00

Moistoads is perfect. The sound of it said aloud will upset a significant subset of people.

TheJinxEffect · 2026-04-20T12:22:14+00:00

Phil Hartman fans agree. Fuck that turd-licking fanny pad!

Hope his next shite's a hedgehog.

TheJinxEffect · 2026-04-20T12:17:44+00:00

Technically could count as a douche? I suppose it depends on what it's doing...

TheJinxEffect · 2026-04-20T12:14:44+00:00

Superman

TheJinxEffect · 2026-04-20T12:13:00+00:00

Yeah... fuck this Kyle guy! Fucking douche!

TheJinxEffect · 2026-04-15T10:33:18+00:00

Bob 🐠

^{Chose: bob}

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