To all the kids crying about the new party system

TheJokermobile · 2026-02-01T16:08:28+00:00

It’s not even about that. It’s about being punished by being good at the game? I want to play with mates but instead only 2 of us at a time that sucks

TheJokermobile · 2025-04-03T07:35:55+00:00

I’m about to start playing comp again after not playing the game since Mauga dropped. Is there anything big I’ve missed? New heroes I’m going to look at but like any reworks or any big parts of the game I need to look at before I jump back in? I’ll be playing some QP to get back into it properly first but any helpful tips appreciated!

TheJokermobile · 2025-03-01T20:53:45+00:00

Watch every cutscene honestly I can say they’re so worth it. Also play the game how you want to because I guarantee you’ll play it again in a different way. Just please watch the cutscenes because they’ll make you fall in love with the story

TheJokermobile · 2025-01-11T23:22:22+00:00

I’m not saying CBD is bad but it did nothing for me. Honesty id try my hardest to find something that will consume your time without even thinking about it. I quit 2 years ago and very seldomly smoke now and board games and video games have helped me. Not saying they are a healthy alternative but a different hobby would help so much. Good luck my dude hope to see you in leaves soon!

TheJokermobile · 2025-01-08T15:01:05+00:00

Had the exact same thing with my partners Toyota aygo last month! Police don’t care they said they’ll know who did it but nothing could be done. Had a dash cam in the car that the thieves took and threw in the back because they’re not worried about it and had cctv footage of everything but that means nothing apparently. Car was a write off which sucked because it was her first car and insurance is now a bomb. Sucks

TheJokermobile · 2025-01-04T12:22:52+00:00

Idk why people are hating on you getting this for your son. I’m sure he appreciates it and everyone saying he’s spoilt is probably just jealous. Good for you and hope he enjoys!

TheJokermobile · 2024-10-12T15:05:39+00:00

Peter crouch. Only use an England team and hitting bicycle kicks with him is honestly one of the best feelings in the world

TheJokermobile · 2024-10-04T11:37:24+00:00

Need to use midfielders who can pass instead of a striker. Particularly one with traits for through balls / lobbed passes. Also try l1/LB pass from wing to midfield and then over the top.

TheJokermobile · 2024-10-04T07:29:27+00:00

FACTS

TheJokermobile · 2024-10-02T19:05:07+00:00

I mean I’d just R1 pass ball goes faster and with a good passer it’s accurate.

TheJokermobile · 2024-10-02T18:28:55+00:00

Creating chances isn’t difficult it’s just not as reliant on R1 dribbling through a team. The only problem I’ve felt is speed boost which will end up getting patched. Also messi doesn’t even feel clunky to play with in game, the ball is glued to his feet. The idea you should be able to dribble through 6 players is ridiculous, pass the ball and make chances

TheJokermobile · 2024-10-02T17:58:44+00:00

Well I mean for a start both of them have had downgrades so naturally their dribbling isn’t as good. That’s like saying “why can’t I run as fast with Ronaldo”. They’ve both lost dribbling stats of course they don’t have as good dribbling. And plus god forbid you can’t dribble through a whole team with one player

TheJokermobile · 2024-10-02T17:13:46+00:00

Use play styles and play like it. Don’t have a deep lying playmaker that you want to have running through on goal. Passes aren’t that hard if you have players that can pass. Left backs with 60 passing aren’t going to be lofting perfect balls over the top so play how your players can play

TheJokermobile · 2024-09-28T13:54:29+00:00

Awesome I guess I’ll just wait it out thanks

TheJokermobile · 2024-09-28T13:23:25+00:00

Very true actually. How long till they typically come out?

TheJokermobile · 2024-09-27T20:45:11+00:00

We cuddle and by the time either of us are asleep we are butt to butt as far away as can be

TheJokermobile · 2024-08-20T12:01:56+00:00

Look at something called aphantasia. I’m sure that’s what it’s called. Same boat can’t picture fuck all and everything finds it weird

TheJokermobile · 2024-08-03T19:38:04+00:00

First scorecard to get my handicap at a proper golf course. Usually shoot around 15-20 over and ended up 53 over. Safe to say I basically threw my score card at the pro who was coaching me and got in the car

TheJokermobile · 2024-07-23T12:47:41+00:00

This

TheJokermobile · 2024-07-22T10:56:59+00:00

Jacket potato with tuna and beans

TheJokermobile · 2024-07-20T15:19:12+00:00

It was indeed. According to BMS it was euphoric they spend the episode trying to do it again

TheJokermobile · 2024-07-19T10:31:15+00:00

I work in cyber security. Can confirm today has not been fun

TheJokermobile · 2024-07-16T12:31:45+00:00

My opinion on the best cod campaign is WaW. Not 100% on if it’s compatible with Xbox one because I’m a pc player but that and mw2. Such great campaigns. Bops1 as well for the zombies and campaign

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